grandma young
so i hung out with grandma young this week...
we crushed cans...(she tricked me into it) she said oh hey let me show you something
okay grandma young
it was fun though she pulled up a lawn chair and held a bag open for me
..oh and she helped by scooping the cans up with a hugh kitty litter shovel she found..
(i swear it had to have been 200 can's..all my dad's mess)
then she told me stories i've never heard before about her mom..
she said in germany they have this celebration called fausting... just like our fat tuesday...
and her mom would dress up in a long skirt and whatever else women wear with those things
and then under she would wear long johns ...grandma young said she would smear mustard on the ass of the long johns and flash people ...so it looked like my great grandma shit her pants...
damn now i know why i'm so weird...now you have to remember this was in the 40's..and early 50's women weren't like that...
but my fuckin great grandma was!!!!
she also said she would dress up like santa
in germany on the 8th of december it's
saint nicolaus day..
so she'd go around to the neighbours houses and carry a black book and a gold book and scare the crap out of all the bad kids...
hahahaaha wow i wish i met her..grandma young says i would have loved her and that she would have loved me..(she didn't like spoiled little girlly girls or boring people) she was all about fun!
p.s.
my first day on trimspa
we crushed cans...(she tricked me into it) she said oh hey let me show you something
okay grandma young
it was fun though she pulled up a lawn chair and held a bag open for me
..oh and she helped by scooping the cans up with a hugh kitty litter shovel she found..
(i swear it had to have been 200 can's..all my dad's mess)
then she told me stories i've never heard before about her mom..
she said in germany they have this celebration called fausting... just like our fat tuesday...
and her mom would dress up in a long skirt and whatever else women wear with those things
and then under she would wear long johns ...grandma young said she would smear mustard on the ass of the long johns and flash people ...so it looked like my great grandma shit her pants...
damn now i know why i'm so weird...now you have to remember this was in the 40's..and early 50's women weren't like that...
but my fuckin great grandma was!!!!
she also said she would dress up like santa
in germany on the 8th of december it's
saint nicolaus day..
so she'd go around to the neighbours houses and carry a black book and a gold book and scare the crap out of all the bad kids...
hahahaaha wow i wish i met her..grandma young says i would have loved her and that she would have loved me..(she didn't like spoiled little girlly girls or boring people) she was all about fun!
p.s.
my first day on trimspa