Why the heck not?
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I pulled muchly's hair (-5 points). Last Sunday I helped tgicountryboy hide a body (-173 points). In November I pulled over and changed unpoedic's flat tire (15 points). Last week I didn't flush (-1 points). In April I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).
Overall, I've been nice (162 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
lady_estella