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Gay marriage arguments? Go 12 rounds with this page.
1. Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control are not natural.
2. Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Infertile couples and old people cannot get legally married because the world needs more children.
3. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children because straight parents only raise straight children.
4. Straight marriage will be less meaningful, since Britney Spears's 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful.
5. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and it hasn't changed at all: women are property, Blacks can't marry Whites, and divorce is illegal.
6. Gay marriage should be decided by the people, not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of minorities.
7. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are always imposed on the entire country. That's why we only have one religion in America.
8. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people makes you tall.
9. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage license.
10. Children can never succeed without both male and female role models at home. That's why single parents are forbidden to raise children.
11. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms because we haven't adapted to cars or longer lifespans.
12. Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better, because a "separate but equal" institution is always constitutional. Separate schools for African-Americans worked just as well as separate marriages will for gays & lesbians.
Add your foolish argument + twist here. ^_^
Dear Jim Bob and Michelle,
Thank you for having 15 children within the last 16 years. By zero population growth standards you've got me and 14 others covered...this far. I must however stress that zero population growth includes not just the 1 for 1 replacement but also all other grand and great grand spawn created while you're still alive. You lot are 38 and 37. You've successfully replaced the entire membership of childfree. Well done. And not well done in that "yea!" sort of way but more "You've killed 1.7 million people....well done. You must get up early. I can hardly get down to the gym" sort of way.
Michelle, be honest now, since roughly age 21, the age I am now, you've been knocked up and/or breast feeding, your tits are on familiar terms with your belly button aren't they?
And Jim-Bob, the J names thing...please stop that. And just because your wife is "home schooling" your brood does not mean obscure biblical names are a good idea...ever. Honestly I'd give you more credit for naming your boys after the sons of Israel. Levi > Jedidiah.
While "leaving things in God's hands" is admirable at times he also gave us free will. He allows us to control our body's to a high degree and after popping out 15 of your own, like some strange puppy mill of a person, perhaps, if you love children so very much, you'd consider adopting children that God has put on this Earth but are without parents. If your heart and wallet are 15+ children big then surely you can find the room to spare.
Have fun when college comes,
Childfree woman with adoption as a first and last resort
For those interested the children are
Joshua, 16;
Jana and John-David, 14;
Jill, 13;
Jessa, 11;
Jinger, 10;
Joseph, 9;
Josiah, 7;
Joy-Anna, 6;
Jeremiah and Jedidiah, 5;
Jason, 4;
James, 2;
Justin, 1
and newborn Jackson
Michelle says she'd like more.
Well this isn't a heap of clarity on the draft deal but rockchickie and eclecticartist are right on this one. The bill was introduced and backed be Democrats. Dirty move man, dirty damn move. You don't want the war? Neither do I. But trying to bring people to your side by initiating a knee jerk reaction. Total trash move dorkwad
Swiped from quasimodo86
Bold what you've seen. Add five.
1. X-Men
2. The Craft
3. X2
4. Swimfan
5. Fellowship of the Ring
6. Finding Nemo
7. Peter Pan - Disney version
8. Home Alone
9. Aladdin
10. The Ring
11. 10 Things I Hate About You
12. Not Another Teen Movie
13. Spiceworld
14. 8 Mile
15. Bambi
16. Pirates of the Carribean
17. Edward Scissorhands
18. Stepmom
19. My Best Friends Wedding
20. 101 Dalmations
21. Scream
22. Scream 2
23. Scream 3
24. Big Daddy
25. Billy Madison
26. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
27. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
28. Heartbreakers
29. Dumb & Dumber
30. Two Weeks Notice
31. Scary Movie
32. Look Who's Talking
33. Blade
34. Blade II
35. O
36. Titanic
37. Carrie
38. Carrie 2: The Rage
39. Daddy Day Care
40. Legally Blonde
41. Austin Powers
42. Storm of the Century
43. Oliver and Company
44. Lord of the Rings Two Towers
45. Lord of The Rings Return of the King
46. Mighty Ducks
47. Fast and the Furious
48. 2Fast, 2 Furious
49. A Walk To Remember
50. XXX
51. Beauty and the Beast
52. I Know What You Did Last Summer
53. I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
54. Sound of Music
55. Mary Poppins
56. Tuck Everlasting
57. The Patriot
58. The Wizard of Oz
59. Teaching Ms. Tingle
60. Crossroads (the one with Ralph Macchio and Steve Vai)
61. Now and Then
62. Pearl Harbor
63. Just Married
64. Cast Away
65. Radio Flyer
66. Final Destination
67. Lady and the Tramp
68. Shallow Hal
69. 40 Days and 40 Nights
70. Bring It On
71. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
72. The Outsiders
73. The Matrix
74. Perfect Storm
75. Cruel Intentions
76. Never Been Kissed
77. Clueless
78. Bruce Almighty
79. Remember the Titans
81. Girl, Interrupted
82. SWAT
83. Sixth Sense
84. PhoneBooth
85. The Lion King
86. Urban Legends
87. Nightflier
88. Lion King 2
89. Little Mermaid
90. American Pie
91. Center Stage
92. Scooby Doo
93. Bedazzled
94. Mrs. Doubtfire
95. Save the Last Dance
96. My Girl
97. American Beauty
98. Romeo & Juliet
99. Lost World
100. Casper
101. Miss Congeniality
102. The Rock
103. Face Off
104. Moulin Rouge
105. Sleeping Beauty
106. Alien
107. Tombstone
108. Lake Placid
109. The Recruit
110. The Shining
111. Pocahontas
112. Win a Date with Tad Hamilton
113. Koyaanisqatsi
114. Princess Mononoke
115. Braveheart
116. Gone with the Wind
117. She's All that
118. Heavy Metal
119. Remo Williams
120. Fried Green Tomatoes
121. Steel Magnolias
122. Fight Club
123. Star Wars
124. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
125. Toy Soldiers
126. Clerks
127. Magnolia
128. Wild Things
129. The Nightmare Before Christmas
130. What Dreams May Come
131. Fierce Creatures
132. Frequency
133. The Others
134. O Brother, Where Art Thou?
135. Along Came A Spider
136. Annie (1982 version)
137. Eyes Wide Shut
138. How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
139. Practical Magic
140. Down With Love
141. The Fifth Element
142. Donnie Darko
143. Kiki's Delivery Service
144. Big Fish
145. Chasing Amy
146. Unbearable Lightness of Being
147. Parent Trap (the new version)
148. Great Expectations
149. Bridges of Madison County
150. I Am Sam
151. Life as a House
152. Prince of Tides
153. Kill Bill Vol. 1
154. Bowling For Columbine
155. Elf
156. Spun
157. Weekend at Bernie's
158. The House of Mirth
159. The Rose
160. Chocolat
161. Requiem for a Dream
162. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
163. Amélie
164. Rock a Doodle
165. American History X
166. The Last Unicorn
167. A Clockwork Orange
168. Runaway Bride
169. Lilo & Stitch
170. Secrets of the YaYa Sisterhood
171. Cowboy Bebop
172. Spiderman
173. The Sweetest Thing
174. National Lampoon's Van Wilder
175. The Lizzie McGuire Movie
176. Old School
177. Dirty Dancing
178. Meatballs
179. Silence of the Lambs
180. White Oleander
181. Selena
182. Jackass the Movie
183. How to Deal
184. Back to the Future
185. Sixteen Candles
186. Barber Shop
187. Blazing Saddles
188. Wrong Turn
189. The Breakfast Club
190. Grease
191. Rules of Attraction
192. Igby goes down
193. The Hole
194. Fubar
195. My First Mister
196. Thirteen
197. Ghost World
198. Sleepy Hollow
199. GO!
200. Ginger Snaps
201. Gia
202. Coyote Ugly
203. Freaky Friday
204. It Takes Two
205. Akira
206. The Faculty
207. Abre Tus Ojos
208. Amores Perros
209. Y Tu Mamá También
210. Brotherhood of the Wolf
211. Adventures in Babysitting
212. Secretary
213. Circle of Friends
214. Stand by Me
215. Love and Basketball
216. Escape from New York
217. Jaws
218. Unbreakable
219. Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
220. Dawn of the Dead
221. 61
222. Deep Blue Sea
223. Dreamcatcher
224. Punisher
225. 50 First Dates
226. Drumline
227. My Big Fat Greek Wedding
228. Identity
229. Blue Crush
230. Bringing Down The House
231. Blow
232. Breakfast at Tiffanys
233. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
234. Spawn
235. 28 Days
236. Forrest Gump
237. Ice Age
238. Hedwig and the Angry Inch
239. Big Money Hustlas
240. Party Monster
241. Pig
242. Neverending Story
243. Drop Dead Fred
244. 8mm
245. Total Recall
246. Pieces
247. Light of Day
248. Dario Argento's Opera
249. Demons
250. Night of the Demons
255. Half Baked
256. Friday
257. Next Friday
258. Friday After Next
259. Underworld
260. Casablanca
261. Roman Holiday
262. Uptown girls
263. Intolerable Cruelty
264. Brokedown Palace
265. 28 Days Later (This is a double!) (No it's not. 28 days is different)
266. The Breed
267. South Park
268. Porky's
269. Black Sheep
270. Legally Blonde 2
271. Dead Poet's Society
272. Pretty In Pink
273. Slc Punk
274. Mallrats
274. Glory
275. Lion King (Double!)
276. Talk To Her
277. Dirty Pretty Things
278. Reservoir Dogs
289. The Crow
290. Desperately Seeking Susan
291. Top Gun
292. The Emperor's New Groove
293. The Lost Boys
294. Se7en
295. The Shawshank Redemption
296. Unfaithful
297. Snow White
298. Swingers
299. Beauty and the Beast (Double!) (I'll fix that and make this the live action one with Rebecca De Mornay)
299.Cannon Movie Tales: Beauty and the Beast (1987)
300. Love Actually
301. Easy Rider
302. Singing in the Rain
303. Midnight Cowboy
304. Pi
305. Bringing Out the Dead
306. Labyrinth
307. Drop Dead Gorgeous
308. tank girl
309. boogie nights
310. Punch Drunk Love
311. Robin Hood Men In Tights
312. My Fair Lady
313. The Exorcist
314. It’s A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
315. The Passion of The Christ
316. Bad Boyz II
317. Charlies Angels: Full Throttle
318. Resident Evil
319. Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World
320. A Knights Tale
321. Perfect Blue
322. Hulk
323. Bubba Hotep
324. The Sixth Day
325. The Professional
326. The Philadelphia Story
327. The Dark Crystal
328. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (80's version)
329. Pride and Predjudice (1995 version)
330. Rattle and Hum
331. Hidalgo
332. Troy
333. Pride and Prejudice (2003 version)
334. Back to the Future Part II
335. Back to the Future Part III
336. The Empire Strikes Back
337. Return of the Jedi
338. Secret of My Success
339. Ferris Bueller's Day Off
340. Postcards from the Edge
341. From Justin To Kelly
342. Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys
343. Rocky Horror Picture Show
344. Death To Smoochy
345. Dude, Where's My Car?
346. The Last Samurai
347. The Butterfly Effect
348. 13 Going on 30
349. Chasing Liberty
400. The Prince and Me
401. St. Elmo's Fire
402. Risky Business
403. Vanilla Sky
404. Almost Famous
405. Say Anything
406. Bridget Jones's Diary
407. Sense and Sensibility
408. Blow Dry
409. Wit
410. Heavenly Creatures
Gay marriage arguments? Go 12 rounds with this page.
1. Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control are not natural.
2. Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Infertile couples and old people cannot get legally married because the world needs more children.
3. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children because straight parents only raise straight children.
4. Straight marriage will be less meaningful, since Britney Spears's 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful.
5. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and it hasn't changed at all: women are property, Blacks can't marry Whites, and divorce is illegal.
6. Gay marriage should be decided by the people, not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of minorities.
7. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are always imposed on the entire country. That's why we only have one religion in America.
8. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people makes you tall.
9. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage license.
10. Children can never succeed without both male and female role models at home. That's why single parents are forbidden to raise children.
11. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms because we haven't adapted to cars or longer lifespans.
12. Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better, because a "separate but equal" institution is always constitutional. Separate schools for African-Americans worked just as well as separate marriages will for gays & lesbians.
Add your foolish argument + twist here. ^_^
Dear Jim Bob and Michelle,
Thank you for having 15 children within the last 16 years. By zero population growth standards you've got me and 14 others covered...this far. I must however stress that zero population growth includes not just the 1 for 1 replacement but also all other grand and great grand spawn created while you're still alive. You lot are 38 and 37. You've successfully replaced the entire membership of childfree. Well done. And not well done in that "yea!" sort of way but more "You've killed 1.7 million people....well done. You must get up early. I can hardly get down to the gym" sort of way.
Michelle, be honest now, since roughly age 21, the age I am now, you've been knocked up and/or breast feeding, your tits are on familiar terms with your belly button aren't they?
And Jim-Bob, the J names thing...please stop that. And just because your wife is "home schooling" your brood does not mean obscure biblical names are a good idea...ever. Honestly I'd give you more credit for naming your boys after the sons of Israel. Levi > Jedidiah.
While "leaving things in God's hands" is admirable at times he also gave us free will. He allows us to control our body's to a high degree and after popping out 15 of your own, like some strange puppy mill of a person, perhaps, if you love children so very much, you'd consider adopting children that God has put on this Earth but are without parents. If your heart and wallet are 15+ children big then surely you can find the room to spare.
Have fun when college comes,
Childfree woman with adoption as a first and last resort
For those interested the children are
Joshua, 16;
Jana and John-David, 14;
Jill, 13;
Jessa, 11;
Jinger, 10;
Joseph, 9;
Josiah, 7;
Joy-Anna, 6;
Jeremiah and Jedidiah, 5;
Jason, 4;
James, 2;
Justin, 1
and newborn Jackson
Michelle says she'd like more.
Well this isn't a heap of clarity on the draft deal but rockchickie and eclecticartist are right on this one. The bill was introduced and backed be Democrats. Dirty move man, dirty damn move. You don't want the war? Neither do I. But trying to bring people to your side by initiating a knee jerk reaction. Total trash move dorkwad
Swiped from quasimodo86
Bold what you've seen. Add five.
1. X-Men
2. The Craft
3. X2
4. Swimfan
5. Fellowship of the Ring
6. Finding Nemo
7. Peter Pan - Disney version
8. Home Alone
9. Aladdin
10. The Ring
11. 10 Things I Hate About You
12. Not Another Teen Movie
13. Spiceworld
14. 8 Mile
15. Bambi
16. Pirates of the Carribean
17. Edward Scissorhands
18. Stepmom
19. My Best Friends Wedding
20. 101 Dalmations
21. Scream
22. Scream 2
23. Scream 3
24. Big Daddy
25. Billy Madison
26. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
27. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
28. Heartbreakers
29. Dumb & Dumber
30. Two Weeks Notice
31. Scary Movie
32. Look Who's Talking
33. Blade
34. Blade II
35. O
36. Titanic
37. Carrie
38. Carrie 2: The Rage
39. Daddy Day Care
40. Legally Blonde
41. Austin Powers
42. Storm of the Century
43. Oliver and Company
44. Lord of the Rings Two Towers
45. Lord of The Rings Return of the King
46. Mighty Ducks
47. Fast and the Furious
48. 2Fast, 2 Furious
49. A Walk To Remember
50. XXX
51. Beauty and the Beast
52. I Know What You Did Last Summer
53. I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
54. Sound of Music
55. Mary Poppins
56. Tuck Everlasting
57. The Patriot
58. The Wizard of Oz
59. Teaching Ms. Tingle
60. Crossroads (the one with Ralph Macchio and Steve Vai)
61. Now and Then
62. Pearl Harbor
63. Just Married
64. Cast Away
65. Radio Flyer
66. Final Destination
67. Lady and the Tramp
68. Shallow Hal
69. 40 Days and 40 Nights
70. Bring It On
71. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
72. The Outsiders
73. The Matrix
74. Perfect Storm
75. Cruel Intentions
76. Never Been Kissed
77. Clueless
78. Bruce Almighty
79. Remember the Titans
81. Girl, Interrupted
82. SWAT
83. Sixth Sense
84. PhoneBooth
85. The Lion King
86. Urban Legends
87. Nightflier
88. Lion King 2
89. Little Mermaid
90. American Pie
91. Center Stage
92. Scooby Doo
93. Bedazzled
94. Mrs. Doubtfire
95. Save the Last Dance
96. My Girl
97. American Beauty
98. Romeo & Juliet
99. Lost World
100. Casper
101. Miss Congeniality
102. The Rock
103. Face Off
104. Moulin Rouge
105. Sleeping Beauty
106. Alien
107. Tombstone
108. Lake Placid
109. The Recruit
110. The Shining
111. Pocahontas
112. Win a Date with Tad Hamilton
113. Koyaanisqatsi
114. Princess Mononoke
115. Braveheart
116. Gone with the Wind
117. She's All that
118. Heavy Metal
119. Remo Williams
120. Fried Green Tomatoes
121. Steel Magnolias
122. Fight Club
123. Star Wars
124. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
125. Toy Soldiers
126. Clerks
127. Magnolia
128. Wild Things
129. The Nightmare Before Christmas
130. What Dreams May Come
131. Fierce Creatures
132. Frequency
133. The Others
134. O Brother, Where Art Thou?
135. Along Came A Spider
136. Annie (1982 version)
137. Eyes Wide Shut
138. How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
139. Practical Magic
140. Down With Love
141. The Fifth Element
142. Donnie Darko
143. Kiki's Delivery Service
144. Big Fish
145. Chasing Amy
146. Unbearable Lightness of Being
147. Parent Trap (the new version)
148. Great Expectations
149. Bridges of Madison County
150. I Am Sam
151. Life as a House
152. Prince of Tides
153. Kill Bill Vol. 1
154. Bowling For Columbine
155. Elf
156. Spun
157. Weekend at Bernie's
158. The House of Mirth
159. The Rose
160. Chocolat
161. Requiem for a Dream
162. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
163. Amélie
164. Rock a Doodle
165. American History X
166. The Last Unicorn
167. A Clockwork Orange
168. Runaway Bride
169. Lilo & Stitch
170. Secrets of the YaYa Sisterhood
171. Cowboy Bebop
172. Spiderman
173. The Sweetest Thing
174. National Lampoon's Van Wilder
175. The Lizzie McGuire Movie
176. Old School
177. Dirty Dancing
178. Meatballs
179. Silence of the Lambs
180. White Oleander
181. Selena
182. Jackass the Movie
183. How to Deal
184. Back to the Future
185. Sixteen Candles
186. Barber Shop
187. Blazing Saddles
188. Wrong Turn
189. The Breakfast Club
190. Grease
191. Rules of Attraction
192. Igby goes down
193. The Hole
194. Fubar
195. My First Mister
196. Thirteen
197. Ghost World
198. Sleepy Hollow
199. GO!
200. Ginger Snaps
201. Gia
202. Coyote Ugly
203. Freaky Friday
204. It Takes Two
205. Akira
206. The Faculty
207. Abre Tus Ojos
208. Amores Perros
209. Y Tu Mamá También
210. Brotherhood of the Wolf
211. Adventures in Babysitting
212. Secretary
213. Circle of Friends
214. Stand by Me
215. Love and Basketball
216. Escape from New York
217. Jaws
218. Unbreakable
219. Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
220. Dawn of the Dead
221. 61
222. Deep Blue Sea
223. Dreamcatcher
224. Punisher
225. 50 First Dates
226. Drumline
227. My Big Fat Greek Wedding
228. Identity
229. Blue Crush
230. Bringing Down The House
231. Blow
232. Breakfast at Tiffanys
233. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
234. Spawn
235. 28 Days
236. Forrest Gump
237. Ice Age
238. Hedwig and the Angry Inch
239. Big Money Hustlas
240. Party Monster
241. Pig
242. Neverending Story
243. Drop Dead Fred
244. 8mm
245. Total Recall
246. Pieces
247. Light of Day
248. Dario Argento's Opera
249. Demons
250. Night of the Demons
255. Half Baked
256. Friday
257. Next Friday
258. Friday After Next
259. Underworld
260. Casablanca
261. Roman Holiday
262. Uptown girls
263. Intolerable Cruelty
264. Brokedown Palace
265. 28 Days Later (This is a double!) (No it's not. 28 days is different)
266. The Breed
267. South Park
268. Porky's
269. Black Sheep
270. Legally Blonde 2
271. Dead Poet's Society
272. Pretty In Pink
273. Slc Punk
274. Mallrats
274. Glory
275. Lion King (Double!)
276. Talk To Her
277. Dirty Pretty Things
278. Reservoir Dogs
289. The Crow
290. Desperately Seeking Susan
291. Top Gun
292. The Emperor's New Groove
293. The Lost Boys
294. Se7en
295. The Shawshank Redemption
296. Unfaithful
297. Snow White
298. Swingers
299. Beauty and the Beast (Double!) (I'll fix that and make this the live action one with Rebecca De Mornay)
299.Cannon Movie Tales: Beauty and the Beast (1987)
300. Love Actually
301. Easy Rider
302. Singing in the Rain
303. Midnight Cowboy
304. Pi
305. Bringing Out the Dead
306. Labyrinth
307. Drop Dead Gorgeous
308. tank girl
309. boogie nights
310. Punch Drunk Love
311. Robin Hood Men In Tights
312. My Fair Lady
313. The Exorcist
314. It’s A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
315. The Passion of The Christ
316. Bad Boyz II
317. Charlies Angels: Full Throttle
318. Resident Evil
319. Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World
320. A Knights Tale
321. Perfect Blue
322. Hulk
323. Bubba Hotep
324. The Sixth Day
325. The Professional
326. The Philadelphia Story
327. The Dark Crystal
328. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (80's version)
329. Pride and Predjudice (1995 version)
330. Rattle and Hum
331. Hidalgo
332. Troy
333. Pride and Prejudice (2003 version)
334. Back to the Future Part II
335. Back to the Future Part III
336. The Empire Strikes Back
337. Return of the Jedi
338. Secret of My Success
339. Ferris Bueller's Day Off
340. Postcards from the Edge
341. From Justin To Kelly
342. Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys
343. Rocky Horror Picture Show
344. Death To Smoochy
345. Dude, Where's My Car?
346. The Last Samurai
347. The Butterfly Effect
348. 13 Going on 30
349. Chasing Liberty
400. The Prince and Me
401. St. Elmo's Fire
402. Risky Business
403. Vanilla Sky
404. Almost Famous
405. Say Anything
406. Bridget Jones's Diary
407. Sense and Sensibility
408. Blow Dry
409. Wit
410. Heavenly Creatures