The Intriguing Science of Kellyology
Here’s a survey because, well, I didn’t feel like thinking about
anything else…
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Balsamic
Vinaigrette
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A.
Sonic
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. There are so
many; I can’t choose!! In Cola: M Café & Thai Lotus. In ATL: RuSans, Figo,
Thai Me Up, Flying Biscuit, Radial, Osteria, The Farmhouse, Sunflower Cafe and
so many more!
Q. On average how much of a tip do you leave at a
restaurant?
A. I always leave 20% unless the service is terrible, in which
case I usually leave 15%.
Q. What food could you eat every day for two
weeks and not get sick of?
A. Salad or Tofu Noodle Soup.
Q. What are
your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Prepared by someone else: cheese. Prepared
by me: shredded onion & carrot, fresh mozzarella, basil, and lots of crushed
garlic. Prepared by me in the summer: the aforementioned plus sliced summer
squash and goat cheese
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A.
Butter and occasionally marmite and even more occasionally miso or
jelly.
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your
computer?
A. Pirate bunny!
Q. How many televisions are in your
house?
A. Two, although only one is functional.
Q. What kind of cell
phone do you have?
A. Motorola
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed
or left-handed?
A. right
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from
your body?
A. My sanity?
Q. What is the last heavy item you
lifted?
A. I cleaned out the supply closet at work and had to lift a few
heavy boxes down from the top shelf. It’s surprising to me what people have felt
the need to store in the supply closet over the years. Among other things, I
found a taped up plastic bag of fake body parts. Seriously.
Q. Have you
ever been knocked unconscious?
A. Not that I
recall.
BULL[CRAP]OLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to
know the day you were going to die?
A. Absolutely not. As cheesy as it
sounds, I attempt to live every day as if it were my last. If I knew for certain
how much time I had left, I might get lazy.
Q. If you could change your
name, what would you change it to?
A. I don’t adore my name, but I don’t hate
it either. I’ve never been able to come up with anything that I’d prefer.
Q. What color looks good on you?
A. I wear black most of the time,
but I look fantastic in green.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food
item by mistake?
A. Not that I can think of.
Q. Have you ever saved
someone's life?
A. Not that I know of.
Q. Has someone ever saved
yours?
A. Maybe in a figurative sense.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you
kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Sure.
Q. Would you allow
one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. Absolutely not.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Absolutely not.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A.
Sure.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A.
Not for $1000, no. Maybe for the equivalent of a years salary or more. How
quickly do I have to drink it?
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment,
take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Absolutely
not.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A. No pockets.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A. It was alright.
There are better movies out there.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in
your house?
A. hardwood
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A.
stand
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: I prefer to live alone, but
I can handle roommates if I need to.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do
you own?
A. three or four
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the
cops
A. The last time that I can recall involved Edmund, so it has obviously
been awhile...
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: Pirate.
Writer. Bar-owner. At the same time. Hmmm…..
Q: Who is number 2 on your
top 8
A. Carrie Anne
LASTOLOGY
Q: Last Friend you talked
to?
A. Brad
Q: Last person who called u?
A: Brad
Q: Person
you hugged?
A. Mark, I think
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A.
Smyrttle
Q: Season?
A. I like them all
Q: Holiday?
A.
Christmas and Halloween
Q: Day of the week:
A. Saturday
Q:
Month?
A. I like them all for various reasons
CURRENTOLOGY
Q:
Missing someone?
A. Yes
Q: Mood?
A. Sleepy and grumpy
Q:
Listening to?
A. air cleaner, dog snoring
Q: Watching?
A. my
computer?
Q: Worrying about?
A. grad school
applications
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this
morning?
A. Rex & Roxy’s to drop off the Maggie
Q: What can you
not wait to do?
A. finish the work week
Q. What's the last movie you
saw?
A. Um….Clerks II, I think
Q: Do you smile often?
A.
yes
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A. usually
anything else…
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Balsamic
Vinaigrette
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A.
Sonic
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. There are so
many; I can’t choose!! In Cola: M Café & Thai Lotus. In ATL: RuSans, Figo,
Thai Me Up, Flying Biscuit, Radial, Osteria, The Farmhouse, Sunflower Cafe and
so many more!
Q. On average how much of a tip do you leave at a
restaurant?
A. I always leave 20% unless the service is terrible, in which
case I usually leave 15%.
Q. What food could you eat every day for two
weeks and not get sick of?
A. Salad or Tofu Noodle Soup.
Q. What are
your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Prepared by someone else: cheese. Prepared
by me: shredded onion & carrot, fresh mozzarella, basil, and lots of crushed
garlic. Prepared by me in the summer: the aforementioned plus sliced summer
squash and goat cheese
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A.
Butter and occasionally marmite and even more occasionally miso or
jelly.
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your
computer?
A. Pirate bunny!
Q. How many televisions are in your
house?
A. Two, although only one is functional.
Q. What kind of cell
phone do you have?
A. Motorola
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed
or left-handed?
A. right
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from
your body?
A. My sanity?
Q. What is the last heavy item you
lifted?
A. I cleaned out the supply closet at work and had to lift a few
heavy boxes down from the top shelf. It’s surprising to me what people have felt
the need to store in the supply closet over the years. Among other things, I
found a taped up plastic bag of fake body parts. Seriously.
Q. Have you
ever been knocked unconscious?
A. Not that I
recall.
BULL[CRAP]OLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to
know the day you were going to die?
A. Absolutely not. As cheesy as it
sounds, I attempt to live every day as if it were my last. If I knew for certain
how much time I had left, I might get lazy.
Q. If you could change your
name, what would you change it to?
A. I don’t adore my name, but I don’t hate
it either. I’ve never been able to come up with anything that I’d prefer.
Q. What color looks good on you?
A. I wear black most of the time,
but I look fantastic in green.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food
item by mistake?
A. Not that I can think of.
Q. Have you ever saved
someone's life?
A. Not that I know of.
Q. Has someone ever saved
yours?
A. Maybe in a figurative sense.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you
kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Sure.
Q. Would you allow
one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. Absolutely not.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Absolutely not.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A.
Sure.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A.
Not for $1000, no. Maybe for the equivalent of a years salary or more. How
quickly do I have to drink it?
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment,
take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Absolutely
not.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A. No pockets.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A. It was alright.
There are better movies out there.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in
your house?
A. hardwood
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A.
stand
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: I prefer to live alone, but
I can handle roommates if I need to.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do
you own?
A. three or four
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the
cops
A. The last time that I can recall involved Edmund, so it has obviously
been awhile...
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: Pirate.
Writer. Bar-owner. At the same time. Hmmm…..
Q: Who is number 2 on your
top 8
A. Carrie Anne
LASTOLOGY
Q: Last Friend you talked
to?
A. Brad
Q: Last person who called u?
A: Brad
Q: Person
you hugged?
A. Mark, I think
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A.
Smyrttle
Q: Season?
A. I like them all
Q: Holiday?
A.
Christmas and Halloween
Q: Day of the week:
A. Saturday
Q:
Month?
A. I like them all for various reasons
CURRENTOLOGY
Q:
Missing someone?
A. Yes
Q: Mood?
A. Sleepy and grumpy
Q:
Listening to?
A. air cleaner, dog snoring
Q: Watching?
A. my
computer?
Q: Worrying about?
A. grad school
applications
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this
morning?
A. Rex & Roxy’s to drop off the Maggie
Q: What can you
not wait to do?
A. finish the work week
Q. What's the last movie you
saw?
A. Um….Clerks II, I think
Q: Do you smile often?
A.
yes
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A. usually