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I've been getting some very sensitive business letters via the humble medium of Yahoo Mail lately. I'm considering the following venture very seriously indeed, if I can only remember where I wrote down my private fax number:
FROM MR.AMAH FALAMU
AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING UNIT.
A .D .B .BANK
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO
DEAR FRIEND,
I HAVE A BUSINESS WHICH WILL BE BENEFICIAL TO BOTH OF US. THE AMOUNT OF
MONEY INVOLVED IS ($13.7 MILLION US DOLLARS) WHICH I WANT TO TRANSFER
OUT OF
THE COUNTRY
TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, ALL TO MY FINANCIAL BENEFIT AND YOURS TOO. AND
ALSO TO
TAKE MY WIFE TO YOUR COUNTRY FOR TREATMENT OF LIVER DAMAGE. THIS MONEY
WAS
OWNED BY ONE OF THE CUSTOMERS IN OUR BANK.THE MAN'S NAME IS CALLED
ANDREAS
SCHRANNER FROM
MUNICH,GERMINY.A BUSINESS COMMERCIALIST IN WEST-AFRICAN REGIONS. HE HAS
BEEN
DEAD SINCE SIX YEARS AGO ON 25TH JULY,2000 . AND SINCE THEN,NO CLAIM
HAS
BEEN PLACED IN HIS BANK ACCOUNT BALANCE.
I WANT TO TRANSFER THIS MONEY OUT OF THE COUNTRY BUT SUCH FUND CAN NOT
BE
TRANSFERRED WITHOUT A NEXT OF KIN ATTACHED TO THE FUND. THE FUND COULD
BE
TRANSFERRED IN THESE WAY:YOU SHALL PRESENT YOURSELF AS BUSINESS
ASSOCIATES
TO THE
DECEASED PERSON[ANDREAS SCHRANNER] AS DETAILS SHALL BE THAT YOU ARE THE
CARE-TAKER BUSINESS ASSOCIATES TO MR.ANDREAS SCHRANNER AND HIS
PROPERTIES.
I SHALL MAKE AVAILABLE TO YOU MATERIALS AND INFORMATION WITH WHICH A
SUCCESSFUL CLAIM SHALL BE PLACED ON THE FUND.I SHALL BE YOUR GUIDIANCE
AND
INSTRUCTOR THROUGHOUT THE DURATION OF THIS TRANSACTION SO AS TO ENSURE
A
SWIFT AND SURE TRANSFER OF THE FUND TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.
AS TO YOUR BENEFITS,YOU SHALL BE ENTITLED TO 40% OF THIS FUND FOR YOUR
CO-PERATION IN THIS TRANSACTION WHILE 5% WIL BE SET ASIDE FOR EXPENCES
BOTH
OF US
MIGHT INCURE DURING THE COURSE OF THIS TRANSACTION. SO IF YOU ARE
INTERESTED,SEND A REPLY TO ME IMMEDIATELY AND IN YOUR REPLY PLEASE
INCLUDE
YOUR [PRIVATE PHONE AND YOUR FAX NUMBERS] URGENCY HAS TO BE IMPLIED AND
THIS
BUSINESS MUST STRICTLY BE A DEAL BETWEEN BOTH OF US.
BEST REGARDS,
MR.AMAH FALAMU
FROM MR.AMAH FALAMU
AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING UNIT.
A .D .B .BANK
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO
DEAR FRIEND,
I HAVE A BUSINESS WHICH WILL BE BENEFICIAL TO BOTH OF US. THE AMOUNT OF
MONEY INVOLVED IS ($13.7 MILLION US DOLLARS) WHICH I WANT TO TRANSFER
OUT OF
THE COUNTRY
TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, ALL TO MY FINANCIAL BENEFIT AND YOURS TOO. AND
ALSO TO
TAKE MY WIFE TO YOUR COUNTRY FOR TREATMENT OF LIVER DAMAGE. THIS MONEY
WAS
OWNED BY ONE OF THE CUSTOMERS IN OUR BANK.THE MAN'S NAME IS CALLED
ANDREAS
SCHRANNER FROM
MUNICH,GERMINY.A BUSINESS COMMERCIALIST IN WEST-AFRICAN REGIONS. HE HAS
BEEN
DEAD SINCE SIX YEARS AGO ON 25TH JULY,2000 . AND SINCE THEN,NO CLAIM
HAS
BEEN PLACED IN HIS BANK ACCOUNT BALANCE.
I WANT TO TRANSFER THIS MONEY OUT OF THE COUNTRY BUT SUCH FUND CAN NOT
BE
TRANSFERRED WITHOUT A NEXT OF KIN ATTACHED TO THE FUND. THE FUND COULD
BE
TRANSFERRED IN THESE WAY:YOU SHALL PRESENT YOURSELF AS BUSINESS
ASSOCIATES
TO THE
DECEASED PERSON[ANDREAS SCHRANNER] AS DETAILS SHALL BE THAT YOU ARE THE
CARE-TAKER BUSINESS ASSOCIATES TO MR.ANDREAS SCHRANNER AND HIS
PROPERTIES.
I SHALL MAKE AVAILABLE TO YOU MATERIALS AND INFORMATION WITH WHICH A
SUCCESSFUL CLAIM SHALL BE PLACED ON THE FUND.I SHALL BE YOUR GUIDIANCE
AND
INSTRUCTOR THROUGHOUT THE DURATION OF THIS TRANSACTION SO AS TO ENSURE
A
SWIFT AND SURE TRANSFER OF THE FUND TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.
AS TO YOUR BENEFITS,YOU SHALL BE ENTITLED TO 40% OF THIS FUND FOR YOUR
CO-PERATION IN THIS TRANSACTION WHILE 5% WIL BE SET ASIDE FOR EXPENCES
BOTH
OF US
MIGHT INCURE DURING THE COURSE OF THIS TRANSACTION. SO IF YOU ARE
INTERESTED,SEND A REPLY TO ME IMMEDIATELY AND IN YOUR REPLY PLEASE
INCLUDE
YOUR [PRIVATE PHONE AND YOUR FAX NUMBERS] URGENCY HAS TO BE IMPLIED AND
THIS
BUSINESS MUST STRICTLY BE A DEAL BETWEEN BOTH OF US.
BEST REGARDS,
MR.AMAH FALAMU