An open letter,
You know who you are.
Know this. Our friendship is over. You are dead to me. I was waiting for the moment that I felt the same way about you that I do about Jill and Nathan. That moment has finally, blessedly arrived. I honestly hope that the next girl (or guy) you get with uses something heavy or sharp on you if you try to pull the same shit with them.
You are a loser.
And dont you even think for a second that I will let that IRS thing go. Do not mess with me. This is a threat and a warning. I am extremely resourceful, very creative, and vengeful as hell.
Know this. Our friendship is over. You are dead to me. I was waiting for the moment that I felt the same way about you that I do about Jill and Nathan. That moment has finally, blessedly arrived. I honestly hope that the next girl (or guy) you get with uses something heavy or sharp on you if you try to pull the same shit with them.
You are a loser.
And dont you even think for a second that I will let that IRS thing go. Do not mess with me. This is a threat and a warning. I am extremely resourceful, very creative, and vengeful as hell.