A distraction from the infuriatingly indecisive and weird, psycho, borderline-stalkers in my life

[lady_blackadder]

"I don't think there's anything 'winning' or 'special' about finishing in eighth or ninth place," chief investigator Harlan Brundage said.
"Do these kids think they're winners just because they tried? Just because they gave it their all? Well, let me tell you, trying doesn't make you a winner. Coming in first does." *sniggers*