If it bleeds, we can kill it.
How spoilt am I? If I have over 40, apparently very. [I got 13...]
Do you have:
(X) your own cell phone
( ) a television in your bedroom
( ) an MP3 player
( ) a photo printer
( ) your own phone line
(X) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
( ) high-speed internet access
( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
( ) DVD player in bedroom
( ) at least a hundred DVDs
(X) a childfree bathroom [um...well... it's just mum and I really... so it's technically child-free...]
( ) your own in-house office
( ) a pool
( ) a guest house
( ) a game room
( ) a queen-size bed or larger
( ) a stocked bar
( ) a working dishwasher
( ) an icemaker
(X) a working washer and dryer
( ) more than 20 pairs of shoes
( ) at least ten things from a designer store
( ) expensive sunglasses
( ) framed original art (not lithographs or prints)
( ) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
( ) a multi-speed bike
( ) a gym membership
( ) large exercise equipment at home
( ) your own set of golf clubs
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
( ) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
( ) your own pair of skis
( ) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
( ) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
( ) wealthy family members
( ) two or more family cars
( ) a walk-in closet or pantry - I assume the walk-in-robe counts.
( ) a yard
(X) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
( ) good credit
( ) expensive jewelry
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
(X) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
( ) more than two credit cards bearing your name (not counting gas cards or debit cards)
( ) a stock portfolio
(X) a passport
( ) a horse
( ) a trust fund (either for you or created by you)
( ) private medical insurance
( ) a college degree, and no outstanding student loans
Do you:
(X) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
(X) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning) [well..we have a cleaner that comes once a month]
( ) go on weekend mini-vacations
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
( ) wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)
( ) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
( ) have a job but don't need the money OR
( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive you taxis
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner
Are you:
(X) an only child [technically...]
( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person
( ) baffled/surprised when you don't get your way
Have you:
( ) been on a cruise
(X) traveled out of the country [I know...most American's find it hard to believe there is a world outside that continental land mass but it's true. Hmmm.. can you tell I'm not from America?]
(X) met a celebrity [d grade celebs count, right?]
( ) been to the Caribbean
( ) been to Europe
( ) been to Hawaii
( ) been to New York
( ) eaten at the space needle in Seattle
( ) been to the Mall of America [why the fuck would I want to go to that?]
( ) been on the Eiffel tower in Paris
( ) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
( ) moved more than three times because you wanted to
( ) dined with local political figures
( ) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast
Did you:
( ) go to another country for your honeymoon
( ) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
(X) take riding or swimming lessons as a child [well when you're made to, I can't see how you can get out of it]
( ) attend private school
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you
Feeling slightly better...apart from that whole - not being able to breathe - thing. But tsh, who needs breathing? Cold and flu tablets are making me sooo sleepy.
Lol so weird it was like a domino effect of people just not going to the Ori tonight. Andrew exclaimed "Rachael piked!...it'll only just be Alison and I and..." until i said "Alison's not going to be there..." then Andrew said "Thom might not be going. Oooh message." then 10 seconds later "THOM PIKED!!" Ahhhh... I'd like to think I was a major contributer to that. Omg tired. So glad I didn't take these whilst on the phone tonight... *grins* I'm haaaapppyyyyyy ... haaaaappppyyy... haaaaapppyyy... haaapppyyy (i was...attempting a Mugatu-esque thing there... yeah it doesn't come off well when you type things down)