new words i learned, part 2
and just in time for the holidays:
Eggsnog n. A makeout session that takes place under the influence of eggnog.
Hallmarketing n. The outrageous marketing push that begins two months before each holiday (Halloween decorations in July, Christmas decorations in October).
Mrs. Claws n. Work buddy's wife whose steely gaze keeps her husband's female colleagues on the other side of the office-party dance floor.
and my holiday favorite
Mistleho n. Someone who hangs around under the mistletoe, waiting to get kissed. ("Eve was being such a mistleho at the company party that no one else could get any play from the cute tech guys.") --hahahahaha!
i would like to thank babystuff for sending me ate vi's beautiful rendition of "i saw mommy kissing santa clows" medyo bastos nga lang. (...i saw mommy tickle santa clows underneath his bird so snowy white!...grabe! explicit lyrics!)