So, first of all, fuck you sky broadband for discriminating against one of my most frequented sites. I didn't think it was possible for a broadband connection to be a dick to only ONE particular site- it works fine on others. I have no problems accessing LJ in my office, but for some reason, my home connection always times out for LJ, and ONLY LJ. This is my 7th time trying to post this and I don't even know if it will push through. Here goes nothing.
Second, I wrote fic and it is for KHR and it is crack. Which is all I know how to write, sadly. I have no 6918 icon but here, have a happy bouncing Yamamochan.
Title: Ultraviolet (Alternatively, I’ve Got One Hand in My Pocket, and the Other One is In Your Pants)
Rating: R to the extreeeemme
Pairings: Mainly 6918 / 1869 and 80DS, implied Tsuna/Kyoko, little dashes of 6927, D18 and 8018 and background habitual Mukuro x Everyone.
Warnings: There have been terribly indelicate things done to Hibari in this fic for which I would love to say I’m sorry for, but then I would be lying. Also beware of blasphemy, deus ex machina hyper intuition, dubcon, voyeurism, cheap lecherous jokes, morbid humour involving children, and basically everything that comes out of Mukuro’s mouth.
Words: 13,769
Summary: Set 12YL. Prolonged exposure to Rokudo Mukuro can cause damage to your everything.
A/N: Belated birthday fic for my darling wifey,
kasugai_gummie. SO YEAH THIS IS TWO WEEKS LATE but at least it’s still January! This is similar to the time I wrote Impulse for Mei all those years back haha, in the sense that I originally wanted to write something short and porny/crack but ended up writing a 13k+ mammoth OTL. Though unlike Impulse, this is embarrassingly late. And crack. 13k+ words of crack ohmygod.
Uh, the only 6918 fics I've ever read are yours and a couple of crack others so I'm not sure if I've done your babies justice. T-T Here's to hoping I don't fail so hard.
Since my broadband hates LJ, read AT AO3.