Mar 28, 2008 09:33
10 minutes into the game and Squeenix already has me ON MY KNEES, OFFERING ALL MY DIGNITY AT ITS FEET.
ZAAAACCCKKK WHY MUST YOU BE SO HOT??? AND CUTE. AND SEXY. AND KICK TEN KINDS OF ASS. STOP DISTRACTING ME, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE FIGHTING BAD GUYS AND NOT LICKING THE SCREEN.
Also, Angeal, you are officially one my favorite characters, even though your name is a horrible abuse of the English alphabet. Also Lazzard. WHAT THE SHIT SQUEENIX, STOP HUMILIATING YOUR CHARACTERS WITH STUPID NAMES.
Sephiroth needs a (blasphemous!) hot oil treatment. His hair is less than immaculate. Squeenix is obviously skimping on the hair products. I can't believe it's ZACK who has the finest follicular management, black unkempt chocobo hair and all.
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EDIT: ::FLAILS AND BEATS THINGS:: ZACK GLOMPED ANGEAL!!! OMG THERE IS MANLY GLOMPING. SQUEENIX YOU ARE SUCH A WHORE.
SON OF EDIT: I NEED A ZACK ICON.
zack,
ff7,
fangirling,
my ovaries in a platter