Ashby Legacy - Generation 2, Part 1
Last time we left off with a life-altering cliffhanger. I know you've all bee on the edge of your seat since the last update. If you haven't that's OK, I understand, there are things more important than what Sahara Ashby looks like as a teenager. Not many things, but there are a couple. Examples include stuffed animals in the form of shrimp, and grilled cheese sandwiches with bacon.
The wait is over! Here's Sahara as a teenager. Your lips, I wish to kiss them.
Sahara is now Artistic, a Neurotic, Heavy Sleeper, and has inherited a very Green Thumb.
Sahara: That flamingo, it is not art. These fingers? They create real art.
Flamingo!Art is shocked.
Just another pretty picture of Sahara. Are those lips not to die for?
Being Neurotic like her mother, Sahara has freak outs when things are broken. I don't feel sorry for her, because that face is fucking hilarious.
Sloan Travers, one of the Ashbys maids. Most likely candidate for sperm donor if Sahara is chosen as heir.
Sahara shaking hands with the potential sperm supplier. She succeeds at looking smitten/stoned/like a fish all at once. Kudos, bb.
Here's Sander. He's still around, doing his thang. Which would be constantly working from home--he has a job at the supermarket. How you work from home when all you do is wash and count produce, I do not know.
Harper and Connie get kinky with her journalism attire.
Harper: You be the paper and I'll be the penis pen.
AHEM. >_>
You decide who's creepier, Constance or the Social Bunny in that picture. Methinks it's a draw.
After exercising his athletic prowess at the Amatuer Olympics, Sander chats up this... blonde girl (I forget her name, OK! I'm sorry...)
She will most likely be the vessel for Ashby spawn if Sander is heir.
Sander: You smell like the flowers I bought for my mom last week.
Sahara: So... spades are excellent for gardening, yes?
Constance: You're an artist and I hate that. The Mona Lisa was shit.
Sahara: ;__;
Sander can't sleep with the TV on you inconsiderate bitches! (His mother and his sister may or may not be checking out his ass)
LYSANDER IS ~STRONG~
(Connie is not amused)
Sahara: So... um... you're a journalist, hmmm?
Connie: RAWR!! minussssss
Sander: I IS SLEEPING MOTHERFUCKERZ
SRSLY Connie?? WTF is up with you??? >:/
Sahara: I want some popcorn, popcorn is normal, unlike my mother.
Looking at her daughter makes Connie sad. IDK, bitch is crazy.
Harper continues to spend 99.9% of his time outside. Here he is lighting a camp fire.
Here he is roasting Nemo a fish.
Here's Lysander showing off his bones muscles.
The surprised look on his face....?
He just beaned his psychotic mother with a football.
CONSTANCE DOES NOT APPROVE (are you surprised??)
PEE BREAK PLZ
Sahara's an artist. You are required to have had a lesbian experience if you are an artist. (leapsbarnes, you could be all over Sahara in a totally lesbian way. She'd be game.)
Color-Coordinated Lesbian Massages, $14.95
Like her father, Sahara is rejected for her first kiss. Karrie Clearly isn't that lesbian, apparently. FUCKING POSER.
REAL ARTISTS CRY
Karrie doesn't mind. Go ahead and wipe your snot all over her, Sahara.
When I cry on people, they run away. When Sahara does it, they become her friend.
NEWSFLASH: HARPER DOES NOT APPROVE OF HIS DAUGHTER'S SEXY LINGERIE
BG showed up to swim in their pool. Sander would like to take her on vacation.
So then she stood in the yard for, like, 4 HOURS. GO THE FUCK HOME, IT'S MIDNIGHT.
2 AM!! GO HOME YOU STALKY BITCH. HARPER HAZ A MAD.
Sahara's LTW distresses her.
As does this door.
Lysander stops being a Workaholic long enough to age up.
TIME OUT
So, you all know I'm obsessed with Sahara.
I really love her, despite her crappy set of traits.
And I'm pretty much set on her as heir.
Well, I was...
I had planned to alternate genders when I could.
Meaning that since Harper was a male, I'd choose a female heir next, if they weren't butt-fuck ugly. And so on, and so on.
I like Lysander, his traits are good, he's cute, but I didn't have the "crush" on him--if you will--like I do with Sahara.
Well, Young Adult Lysander made me eat all the doubts I had in him.
THIS IS LYSANDER. YOU ARE HAWT. HOTTER THAN YOUR FATHER (I'm so sorry Harper)
Lysander Ashby: Final Stats
-Good
-Athletic
-Workaholic
-Green Thumb
-Good Sense of Humor
LTW - Become Leader of the Free World
The little fucker turned out sexy as all hell and I officially have a crush on him. My original plan was to just move him out when he aged in a YA, but now he'll be sticking around because he's still got a chance at being heir. YEAH, FUCK WHAT I TOLD MYSELF, HE'S TOO CUTE TO GET THE BOOT.
Back to business, Connie finally scorched herself. It was inevitable, as she was constantly rolling wants to fix everything that broke, even though she sucks at it.
SMART, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
I made Connie quit her job so she could pursue her LTW.
Connie: I hate plates.
Sander: OK... well, I got a promotion yesterday. See, Mom, that's normal breakfast conversation.
Connie: I NEED TO PEE AND THIS COMPUTER IS NOT RECTIFYING THAT SITUATION.
Here's a picture of Sander being cute while he practices his speech for World Peace. The skulls on his tie give him just enough ~edge~
Let it be known that although he is sexy, Lysander Ashby throws like a little girl.
Your mad face is also a cute face.
Sander: DAD, THERE'S TOO MUCH SEXY IN THIS BATHROOM!
Athletic, UR DOIN IT WRONG. Athletic sims do not nap autonomously, Sander, you fail. SOCIAL BUNNY WATCHES YOU SLEEP.
LOL!CAT censors TEH BOOBIES. Sahara apparently keeps her cell phone hidden in her va-jay-jay.
Once again, Sahara ends up at Bryant Broke's house after school. She is not pleased.
Sahara: You know, we should totally burn your house down.
Sahara: What? We could take pictures, it would be ~ART~
Susie Broke: My TV is BIG PIMPIN'.
Harper!? When did you get THE MUSCLES??
Harper: HOW DARE YOU!!?? O__O
UPDATE: Connie still hates her daughter.
She hates this fire, too.
RAWR
Harper: SUNDAY IS IN THE WAY OF ME TALKING TO HER.
Logic, you don't has it.
Harper: SRSLY
SRSLY!? Put your arm down before your BO burns her eyebrows off.
Sander: You like trash, right? You're a maid, so you must like trash. My family loves trash, we talk about it all the time.
This is Sunday, by the way, the maid whose eyebrows were almost destroyed by Harper's offensive BO.
Sander: Some day, I'm going to take over be leader of the free world, bb.
The cute, you has it.
This sequence is very familiar...
Like every other Ashby, Sander fails at the First Kiss interaction.
SAHARA!! WTF IS THIS SHIT??! YOU HAVE LIKE 7 PAINTING POINTS!!
Why the hell do all the paintings look like something a baby shit out?? Realistic my ass, give me the Sims 2 paintings back PLZ.
Sahara: I'm hungry, OK.
Harper is badass.
It's time for Sahara's birthday! Sander is excited, Harper smoked his breakfast this morning.
Why hello, Connie, how nice of you to bring the sunshine and rainbows to the party. -__-
HATE
Matching PJs. Connie does not approve.
YOU FAIL AT PARENTING, CONNIE.
Sahara Ashby: Final Stats
-Artistic
-Heavy Sleeper
-Neurotic
-Green Thumb
-Lucky
LTW - Illustrious Author (Max the Painting & Writing Skills)
The End. Yup, SAHARA IS HEIR! It was a tough decision, but I figure I should stick with my plan. Thanks to all who commented!! Generation 3 spawn in the next update!!
60 LARGE PICTURES
Previous Installments
Generation 1: Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4
The wait is over! Here's Sahara as a teenager. Your lips, I wish to kiss them.
Sahara is now Artistic, a Neurotic, Heavy Sleeper, and has inherited a very Green Thumb.
Sahara: That flamingo, it is not art. These fingers? They create real art.
Flamingo!Art is shocked.
Just another pretty picture of Sahara. Are those lips not to die for?
Being Neurotic like her mother, Sahara has freak outs when things are broken. I don't feel sorry for her, because that face is fucking hilarious.
Sloan Travers, one of the Ashbys maids. Most likely candidate for sperm donor if Sahara is chosen as heir.
Sahara shaking hands with the potential sperm supplier. She succeeds at looking smitten/stoned/like a fish all at once. Kudos, bb.
Here's Sander. He's still around, doing his thang. Which would be constantly working from home--he has a job at the supermarket. How you work from home when all you do is wash and count produce, I do not know.
Harper and Connie get kinky with her journalism attire.
Harper: You be the paper and I'll be the penis pen.
AHEM. >_>
You decide who's creepier, Constance or the Social Bunny in that picture. Methinks it's a draw.
After exercising his athletic prowess at the Amatuer Olympics, Sander chats up this... blonde girl (I forget her name, OK! I'm sorry...)
She will most likely be the vessel for Ashby spawn if Sander is heir.
Sander: You smell like the flowers I bought for my mom last week.
Sahara: So... spades are excellent for gardening, yes?
Constance: You're an artist and I hate that. The Mona Lisa was shit.
Sahara: ;__;
Sander can't sleep with the TV on you inconsiderate bitches! (His mother and his sister may or may not be checking out his ass)
LYSANDER IS ~STRONG~
(Connie is not amused)
Sahara: So... um... you're a journalist, hmmm?
Connie: RAWR!! minussssss
Sander: I IS SLEEPING MOTHERFUCKERZ
SRSLY Connie?? WTF is up with you??? >:/
Sahara: I want some popcorn, popcorn is normal, unlike my mother.
Looking at her daughter makes Connie sad. IDK, bitch is crazy.
Harper continues to spend 99.9% of his time outside. Here he is lighting a camp fire.
Here he is roasting Nemo a fish.
Here's Lysander showing off his bones muscles.
The surprised look on his face....?
He just beaned his psychotic mother with a football.
CONSTANCE DOES NOT APPROVE (are you surprised??)
PEE BREAK PLZ
Sahara's an artist. You are required to have had a lesbian experience if you are an artist. (leapsbarnes, you could be all over Sahara in a totally lesbian way. She'd be game.)
Color-Coordinated Lesbian Massages, $14.95
Like her father, Sahara is rejected for her first kiss. Karrie Clearly isn't that lesbian, apparently. FUCKING POSER.
REAL ARTISTS CRY
Karrie doesn't mind. Go ahead and wipe your snot all over her, Sahara.
When I cry on people, they run away. When Sahara does it, they become her friend.
NEWSFLASH: HARPER DOES NOT APPROVE OF HIS DAUGHTER'S SEXY LINGERIE
BG showed up to swim in their pool. Sander would like to take her on vacation.
So then she stood in the yard for, like, 4 HOURS. GO THE FUCK HOME, IT'S MIDNIGHT.
2 AM!! GO HOME YOU STALKY BITCH. HARPER HAZ A MAD.
Sahara's LTW distresses her.
As does this door.
Lysander stops being a Workaholic long enough to age up.
TIME OUT
So, you all know I'm obsessed with Sahara.
I really love her, despite her crappy set of traits.
And I'm pretty much set on her as heir.
Well, I was...
I had planned to alternate genders when I could.
Meaning that since Harper was a male, I'd choose a female heir next, if they weren't butt-fuck ugly. And so on, and so on.
I like Lysander, his traits are good, he's cute, but I didn't have the "crush" on him--if you will--like I do with Sahara.
Well, Young Adult Lysander made me eat all the doubts I had in him.
THIS IS LYSANDER. YOU ARE HAWT. HOTTER THAN YOUR FATHER (I'm so sorry Harper)
Lysander Ashby: Final Stats
-Good
-Athletic
-Workaholic
-Green Thumb
-Good Sense of Humor
LTW - Become Leader of the Free World
The little fucker turned out sexy as all hell and I officially have a crush on him. My original plan was to just move him out when he aged in a YA, but now he'll be sticking around because he's still got a chance at being heir. YEAH, FUCK WHAT I TOLD MYSELF, HE'S TOO CUTE TO GET THE BOOT.
Back to business, Connie finally scorched herself. It was inevitable, as she was constantly rolling wants to fix everything that broke, even though she sucks at it.
SMART, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
I made Connie quit her job so she could pursue her LTW.
Connie: I hate plates.
Sander: OK... well, I got a promotion yesterday. See, Mom, that's normal breakfast conversation.
Connie: I NEED TO PEE AND THIS COMPUTER IS NOT RECTIFYING THAT SITUATION.
Here's a picture of Sander being cute while he practices his speech for World Peace. The skulls on his tie give him just enough ~edge~
Let it be known that although he is sexy, Lysander Ashby throws like a little girl.
Your mad face is also a cute face.
Sander: DAD, THERE'S TOO MUCH SEXY IN THIS BATHROOM!
Athletic, UR DOIN IT WRONG. Athletic sims do not nap autonomously, Sander, you fail. SOCIAL BUNNY WATCHES YOU SLEEP.
LOL!CAT censors TEH BOOBIES. Sahara apparently keeps her cell phone hidden in her va-jay-jay.
Once again, Sahara ends up at Bryant Broke's house after school. She is not pleased.
Sahara: You know, we should totally burn your house down.
Sahara: What? We could take pictures, it would be ~ART~
Susie Broke: My TV is BIG PIMPIN'.
Harper!? When did you get THE MUSCLES??
Harper: HOW DARE YOU!!?? O__O
UPDATE: Connie still hates her daughter.
She hates this fire, too.
RAWR
Harper: SUNDAY IS IN THE WAY OF ME TALKING TO HER.
Logic, you don't has it.
Harper: SRSLY
SRSLY!? Put your arm down before your BO burns her eyebrows off.
Sander: You like trash, right? You're a maid, so you must like trash. My family loves trash, we talk about it all the time.
This is Sunday, by the way, the maid whose eyebrows were almost destroyed by Harper's offensive BO.
Sander: Some day, I'm going to take over be leader of the free world, bb.
The cute, you has it.
This sequence is very familiar...
Like every other Ashby, Sander fails at the First Kiss interaction.
SAHARA!! WTF IS THIS SHIT??! YOU HAVE LIKE 7 PAINTING POINTS!!
Why the hell do all the paintings look like something a baby shit out?? Realistic my ass, give me the Sims 2 paintings back PLZ.
Sahara: I'm hungry, OK.
Harper is badass.
It's time for Sahara's birthday! Sander is excited, Harper smoked his breakfast this morning.
Why hello, Connie, how nice of you to bring the sunshine and rainbows to the party. -__-
HATE
Matching PJs. Connie does not approve.
YOU FAIL AT PARENTING, CONNIE.
Sahara Ashby: Final Stats
-Artistic
-Heavy Sleeper
-Neurotic
-Green Thumb
-Lucky
LTW - Illustrious Author (Max the Painting & Writing Skills)
The End. Yup, SAHARA IS HEIR! It was a tough decision, but I figure I should stick with my plan. Thanks to all who commented!! Generation 3 spawn in the next update!!
60 LARGE PICTURES
Previous Installments
Generation 1: Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4