Proctor Legacy 5.2
The first update to the Proctor Legacy in what may be construed as 5 gazillion years by some. Alas, I've been busy and my laptop has been bitching. Better late than never, I suppose. Or whatever cliche might apply in this circumstance.
Last we left off I was sputtering over Anthony's adorableness. Well, it's his birthday. Joseph, for one, is excited. Anthony's dad was too busy to playing pool.
Anthony as a child. Cuter than his brother.
Joseph is scared.
And unsure as to why he's on the ground on his ass.
Because Anthony's waterballoon matches his jacket. THAT'S WHY.
Joseph doesn't want hugs. He's tough shit.
Yeah, I know the feeling.
That was supposed to be for the kids, Jess. Nice to see you're so easily amused, though.
Headmaster Take 2.
SUCKAS!
Anthony and Joseph each brought a girl home from school. Please note THEY LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME!
That face is really Jess's way of expressing how much he loves his son. Really.
Who needs friends at work? Not Jess, that's who.
Jess and his trench coat PWN U.
Mimi erupts in an explosion of color.
And gray hair. Nice eyebrows.
Oh, look, Joey is too.
Sans gray hair, though. Not bad, though he has that strange chin just like Eva.
BOOKS R BAD 4 U!!!11!!!11 Because you should definitely listen to your mom when she's standing in front of you, talking through a stuffed animal. Because sane people do that.
GO AROUND THE FRICKING HOUSE!!
This little girl watches Joseph play with this dog and realizes how much her life sucks compared to his.
FOOLED YOU!
Note 1: Observe that little girl up on the patio playing darts by herself. lolz.
Note 2: Observe the rotten and mouldy flowers in the background because the garden has shit for brains.
Take that, bitch!
Mimi proves that you're never too old to get high. Ever.
Please stop, it hurts.
Anthony gets eaten by rainbows.
Rainbows make you sexay.
Anthony: "This would be awesome with some beers..."
"...Or some SOUP. Yeah... tomato..."
Win.
Fail. lolz.
I just... Just... GO THE FUCK AROUND THE OTHER WAY!
This picture makes me go "oh noez!" but it also makes me lol.
This is Moonshine. I am seriously naming my cat Moonshine. If I ever get one.
Mimi doesn't like Moonshine. Me either, but once you get enough into you you don't taste it anymore. Or taste anything else, for that matter.
Go back to talking about beer and soup. PLEASE.
WIN.
FAIL.
FAIL.
No thank you.
I SAID NO!
THAT'S YOUR WIFE!
OMG, he flirted with you once, you obsessive whore!
Yeah, I bet you're used to getting paid for favors, aren't you MAID?!
"Here, Dad, have a smelly boot."
Eva got back.
My attempts to slay Jess using the energizer FAILED. Come on, his aspiration was in the red!
Oh, look, Anthony and Joey at University. Let's all point and laugh at Anthony's pointy shoes and his blouse.
Despite that he is HAWT.
Joseph is too.
Joseph want the silky blouse. :(
Anthony loses the blouse and shoes and assaults my eardrums. Why, Maxis, must sims flock to musical instruments like they contain the secret to immortality? WHY.
Anthonyg and Joseph choose to dine at seperate tables and not speak to each other. So brotherly.
Now who owns these hot ass pants?
THIS hot piece of ass does.
Cafeteria lady likes his jammies too. Anthony just wants to eat his pancakes.
And discuss his ability to use the potty with complete strangers.
Speaking of potty... Yeah, this guy's doing exactly what it looks like...
OH SNAP! JOSEPH PUT HIS FACE IN THE PEE BUSH! LOLZ, everyone! :O
FLAMING TOILET! LMAO!
Noone at the museum likes Anthony. Or he just farted. I'm not sure.
What are you sneaking around for?
Oh, you are a total BADASS. Hardcore.
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His mom and this stranger agree. That makes you even more hardcore, Anthony.
So what do you do when hours spent downtown turn up no acceptable spouses with which to procreate generation 6?
I KNOW!!
Get Lady A. to hook you up with a hot piece of ass. This is Gina, the aforementioned hot piece of ass.
What do you do after you meet said hot piece of ass? Giggle at each other. Nice.
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Last we left off I was sputtering over Anthony's adorableness. Well, it's his birthday. Joseph, for one, is excited. Anthony's dad was too busy to playing pool.
Anthony as a child. Cuter than his brother.
Joseph is scared.
And unsure as to why he's on the ground on his ass.
Because Anthony's waterballoon matches his jacket. THAT'S WHY.
Joseph doesn't want hugs. He's tough shit.
Yeah, I know the feeling.
That was supposed to be for the kids, Jess. Nice to see you're so easily amused, though.
Headmaster Take 2.
SUCKAS!
Anthony and Joseph each brought a girl home from school. Please note THEY LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME!
That face is really Jess's way of expressing how much he loves his son. Really.
Who needs friends at work? Not Jess, that's who.
Jess and his trench coat PWN U.
Mimi erupts in an explosion of color.
And gray hair. Nice eyebrows.
Oh, look, Joey is too.
Sans gray hair, though. Not bad, though he has that strange chin just like Eva.
BOOKS R BAD 4 U!!!11!!!11 Because you should definitely listen to your mom when she's standing in front of you, talking through a stuffed animal. Because sane people do that.
GO AROUND THE FRICKING HOUSE!!
This little girl watches Joseph play with this dog and realizes how much her life sucks compared to his.
FOOLED YOU!
Note 1: Observe that little girl up on the patio playing darts by herself. lolz.
Note 2: Observe the rotten and mouldy flowers in the background because the garden has shit for brains.
Take that, bitch!
Mimi proves that you're never too old to get high. Ever.
Please stop, it hurts.
Anthony gets eaten by rainbows.
Rainbows make you sexay.
Anthony: "This would be awesome with some beers..."
"...Or some SOUP. Yeah... tomato..."
Win.
Fail. lolz.
I just... Just... GO THE FUCK AROUND THE OTHER WAY!
This picture makes me go "oh noez!" but it also makes me lol.
This is Moonshine. I am seriously naming my cat Moonshine. If I ever get one.
Mimi doesn't like Moonshine. Me either, but once you get enough into you you don't taste it anymore. Or taste anything else, for that matter.
Go back to talking about beer and soup. PLEASE.
WIN.
FAIL.
FAIL.
No thank you.
I SAID NO!
THAT'S YOUR WIFE!
OMG, he flirted with you once, you obsessive whore!
Yeah, I bet you're used to getting paid for favors, aren't you MAID?!
"Here, Dad, have a smelly boot."
Eva got back.
My attempts to slay Jess using the energizer FAILED. Come on, his aspiration was in the red!
Oh, look, Anthony and Joey at University. Let's all point and laugh at Anthony's pointy shoes and his blouse.
Despite that he is HAWT.
Joseph is too.
Joseph want the silky blouse. :(
Anthony loses the blouse and shoes and assaults my eardrums. Why, Maxis, must sims flock to musical instruments like they contain the secret to immortality? WHY.
Anthonyg and Joseph choose to dine at seperate tables and not speak to each other. So brotherly.
Now who owns these hot ass pants?
THIS hot piece of ass does.
Cafeteria lady likes his jammies too. Anthony just wants to eat his pancakes.
And discuss his ability to use the potty with complete strangers.
Speaking of potty... Yeah, this guy's doing exactly what it looks like...
OH SNAP! JOSEPH PUT HIS FACE IN THE PEE BUSH! LOLZ, everyone! :O
FLAMING TOILET! LMAO!
Noone at the museum likes Anthony. Or he just farted. I'm not sure.
What are you sneaking around for?
Oh, you are a total BADASS. Hardcore.
His mom and this stranger agree. That makes you even more hardcore, Anthony.
So what do you do when hours spent downtown turn up no acceptable spouses with which to procreate generation 6?
I KNOW!!
Get Lady A. to hook you up with a hot piece of ass. This is Gina, the aforementioned hot piece of ass.
What do you do after you meet said hot piece of ass? Giggle at each other. Nice.
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