Randomness
Gacked from serafina20, who gacked from sabershadowkat, courtesy of the LJ Markov Random Text Generator.
"However, I know who can give me dispensation to end your misery. Let's go." And so Pius and Arthur set off, pausing only long enough for Pius to denude the coat rack of his coat, hat, and scarf, for it was cold outside, and unlike Arthur the Armadillo, Pius needed protection to stay warm. Finally, the two new friends found themselves in the parking garage for 20 minutes (no exaggeration) looking for a parking place. Or getting to class a half hour late, due to the ingestion of blue cheese.
"However, I know who can give me dispensation to end your misery. Let's go." And so Pius and Arthur set off, pausing only long enough for Pius to denude the coat rack of his coat, hat, and scarf, for it was cold outside, and unlike Arthur the Armadillo, Pius needed protection to stay warm. Finally, the two new friends found themselves in the parking garage for 20 minutes (no exaggeration) looking for a parking place. Or getting to class a half hour late, due to the ingestion of blue cheese.