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Aug 19, 2007 23:09

Top Ten References I Expect My Nearest and Dearest to Get

1. -I can do anything!
-Oh yeah? Clap!
2. I feel the need, the for speed!
3. Even if you were right, that would be one plus one plus two plus one, not one plus *two* plus one plus one.
4. ...let me persuade you to follow my example and take a turn about the room. It's so refreshing.
5. In this light my retainer kinda looks like a Klingon warship. Fire photons!
6. At least I didn't use a spoon.
7. The same thing we do everynight...try to take over the world!
8. What's a rogue demon?
9. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
10. Keep it secret. Keep it safe.
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