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Sep 26, 2007 12:03

promised I'd post, stolen from someone who stole it from someone else.

01. Do you have a tattoo?
02. How old are you?
03. Are you single or taken?
04. Eat with your hands or utensils?
05. What were you doing last time you daydreamed?
06. Ever seen a corpse?
07. Fall Out Boy or Lesley Garrett?
08. How did we meet on LJ?
09. Whats your philosophy on life ( Read more... )

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alex_connolly September 26 2007, 14:11:45 UTC
01. Do you have a tattoo?

- Indeed.

02. How old are you?

- 23. *looks about for Jim Carrey*

03. Are you single or taken?

- Taken and led around by my unmentionables. That's how taken I am.

04. Eat with your hands or utensils?

- Tonight's fish and chips were eaten with the hands.

05. What were you doing last time you daydreamed?

- Supposed to be doing my job.

06. Ever seen a corpse?

- Yes, a bag of silent meat. Mao's waxy complexion, too.

07. Fall Out Boy or Lesley Garrett?

- Is Leslie Garrett the son of the shadow minister for the Environment?

08. How did we meet on LJ?

- Through Dave, I do believe.

09. Whats your philosophy on life and death?

- Hold on tight.

10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be?

- Probably let you model the newest in 14th century maidenware, while I recline, eat roasted boar and drink the sweetest of ales.

11. Do you trust the police?

- No. Sting always had that shifty look about him.

12. Do you like Country music?

- Some, but it depends if its refrigerated in transit to the city.

13. What is your fondest memory of fandom?

- Knowing that Unreal Tournament was always better than Quake 3.

14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?

- I'd change my inability to time-travel.

15. Would you cheat?

- No, I'd only compare answers.

16. What do you wear to sleep?

- A big grin.

17. Have you ever peed in a pool?

- No doubt. Except they put a chemical in the public pools these days that turns the immediate water around you a shade of finger-pointing blue, which in turn makes picking up at the local waterpark a bit more of a hassle.

18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to?

- YES! And if you need legal representation, I'll take the case!

19. If I appeared on your doorstep, unexpected, what would we do together?

- Probably laugh about the good old days.

20. Which do you prefer - short or long hair?

- Either or.

21. Do you sing in the shower?

- A sad sort of mumble, manufactured by a face bearing a dumb expression and eyes beginning to become victims of rogue shampoo fleets steaming down the visage.

22. What's your favourite fruit?

- Passionfruit. At the moment, anyway.

23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be?

- I'd like to be John Hammond and bring back ALL that has passed, focusing especially on the Tasmanian Tiger.

24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you?

- The only thing I listen to is Radio National. Because the dial's broken.

25. What was your first impression of me?

- Chick plays games?! Whoa. And not a wimpy Matrix-Whoa, either. We're talking a 'whoa' most often confused with planet-destroying near miss of some huge celestial phenomenon.

26. Have you ever done drugs?

- I'd like to think my Australian heritage allows an automatic tick of a box.

27. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

- Sting said that was a good idea. So I probably won't. Shifty bastard.

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