Cine-Messiahs

[lady__croft]

I wish it could be Passiontide every week!! I spent the main portion of my three-going-on-four-day-long-weekend ogling a plethora of cine-messiahs. You don’t know true happiness until you have the opportunity to flip between Godspell and Jesus Christ Superstar. On that note, I have composed a little survey in honour of the weekend Holywood-Jesus-Love-Fest, specifically for Ms
Niviene or any other sad soul who is interested in this sort of stuff and can actually figure out what the heck I am talking about to complete. Let the quiz begin:
I Only Wanna Know….(your preference, if you please…)

1. As Jesus: Ted Neeley….or Victor Garber?
2. The Judas movie: Jesus….or Judas?
3. The Ten Commandments: Moses, Joshua or Ramses??
4. Which song: I Only Want to Say (Gethsemane)? Or, God Save the People?
5. The more mock-worthy production: the new Ten Commandments or the Memphis Passion Play (starring Gino the Hitman as Jesus??)

The next generation…

1. If you were to cast Jonesy, Wyatt and Jude as Jesus, Judas and the Baptist, who would play whom? And who would be their Magdalene?? Caitlin, Jen or Nikki?
2. Sawyer…is he a Jesus or a Judas????
3. Pairings - who would be the Jesus, who would be the Judas:
1. Russell Hammond and Jeff Bebe
2. Peter and Paul from across the hall
3. Matt Damon and Ben Affleck
4. We may be some70 years or so off, but nonetheless, the more likely to be assigned to Judea and then wind up having to fill in for Procurator Pilate?? Lucius Vorenus or Titus Pullo?
5. If God were a Star Wars character: Obi Wan, Qui-Gon or Yoda??
6. The Voice of God: Sean Bean, Liev Schreiber or Vin Diesel?

Finally, one for good measure….

My Angel Raziel Gabriel most resembles ______: Brad Pitt OR Paul Walker (good luck with that one…)