I used to write Harry Potter fanfics...
...once upon a time.
I have zero idea what this is.
I found it today while cleaning (I decided to finally sort through my university notes for different subjects from about ten years ago). It's pretty obvious that this was written during some lecture or other out of sheer boredom. I have no idea where I was going with it, but it seems to be a set-up for some kind of grown-up non magic au. Or something.
Anyway. since I haven't posted any fanfics for almost more than a year I decided to give into nostalgia and post it.
Name: Harry James Potter
Telephone at home: 66-40-285
Mobile phone: 625-8284
Telephone at work: 16-84-732
e-mail: harry.potter@hogwarts.edu.uk
*****
Name: Hogwarts Private School
Telephone: 16-84-732
e-mail: hogwrts@hogwarts.edu.uk
homepage: www.hogwarts.edu.uk
Staff at Hogwarts
Albus Dumbledore - headmaster albus.dumbledore@hogwarts.edu.uk
Minerva McGonagall - deputy headmaster minerva.mcgonagall@hogwarts.edu.uk
Severus Snape - chemistry severus.snape@hogwarts.edu.uk
Sybil Trelawney - art, astrology sybil.trelawney@hogwarts.edu.uk
Remus Lupin - Self Defense remus.lupin@hogwarts.edu.uk
Hermione Granger-Weasley -
English language and literature hermione.granger-weasley@hogwarts.edu.uk
Rubeus Hagrid - zoology rubeus.hagrid@hogwarts.edu.uk
Poppy Pomfrey - Health, school nurse poppy.pomfrey@hogwarts.edu.uk
Rolanda Hooch - phys. ed (girls),
counseling (girls) rolanda.hooch@hogwarts.edu.uk
Harry Potter - phys.ed (boys),
counseling (boys) harry.potter@hogwarts.edu.uk
Others
Alastor Moody - Hogsmeade Police Department
Ronald Weasley - Hogsmeade Police Department
Sirius Black - archaeologist, adventurer and gambler
Lily Potter (deceased) - book illustrator (children's books)
Draco Malfoy - lawyer, later public defender
Lucius Malfoy - politician and businessman
Narcissa Malfoy - society wife, in reality behind all Lucius' winning campaigns
Andromeda Tonks - ...
And that's all there is. I myself would kind of like to know what the story was going to be - because I really have no idea, and I'm kind of intrigued by the setup.
(It's also pretty obvious that I had (and still have) no idea about the school or police system in England and didn't bother to research it).
I have zero idea what this is.
I found it today while cleaning (I decided to finally sort through my university notes for different subjects from about ten years ago). It's pretty obvious that this was written during some lecture or other out of sheer boredom. I have no idea where I was going with it, but it seems to be a set-up for some kind of grown-up non magic au. Or something.
Anyway. since I haven't posted any fanfics for almost more than a year I decided to give into nostalgia and post it.
Name: Harry James Potter
Telephone at home: 66-40-285
Mobile phone: 625-8284
Telephone at work: 16-84-732
e-mail: harry.potter@hogwarts.edu.uk
*****
Name: Hogwarts Private School
Telephone: 16-84-732
e-mail: hogwrts@hogwarts.edu.uk
homepage: www.hogwarts.edu.uk
Staff at Hogwarts
Albus Dumbledore - headmaster albus.dumbledore@hogwarts.edu.uk
Minerva McGonagall - deputy headmaster minerva.mcgonagall@hogwarts.edu.uk
Severus Snape - chemistry severus.snape@hogwarts.edu.uk
Sybil Trelawney - art, astrology sybil.trelawney@hogwarts.edu.uk
Remus Lupin - Self Defense remus.lupin@hogwarts.edu.uk
Hermione Granger-Weasley -
English language and literature hermione.granger-weasley@hogwarts.edu.uk
Rubeus Hagrid - zoology rubeus.hagrid@hogwarts.edu.uk
Poppy Pomfrey - Health, school nurse poppy.pomfrey@hogwarts.edu.uk
Rolanda Hooch - phys. ed (girls),
counseling (girls) rolanda.hooch@hogwarts.edu.uk
Harry Potter - phys.ed (boys),
counseling (boys) harry.potter@hogwarts.edu.uk
Others
Alastor Moody - Hogsmeade Police Department
Ronald Weasley - Hogsmeade Police Department
Sirius Black - archaeologist, adventurer and gambler
Lily Potter (deceased) - book illustrator (children's books)
Draco Malfoy - lawyer, later public defender
Lucius Malfoy - politician and businessman
Narcissa Malfoy - society wife, in reality behind all Lucius' winning campaigns
Andromeda Tonks - ...
And that's all there is. I myself would kind of like to know what the story was going to be - because I really have no idea, and I'm kind of intrigued by the setup.
(It's also pretty obvious that I had (and still have) no idea about the school or police system in England and didn't bother to research it).