Ass Babies??
Well, Ed and I are in bed last night and giggling as usual about stupid shit that we think up, we are both sore and tired and worn out from the day. I say to him, it is a good damn thing that men aren't the ones that give birth, or there would be no babies.
He says, "well my hole is smaller than your hole...unless they were ass babies or something, that would be doable the muscle stretches you know. " At which point I began laughing to the point of wanting to pee, we continued to consider how men would then make a sport out of child birth complete with rules and competition guidelines to include the fastest birth, the furthest expulsion distance and so on... Now back to your regularly scheduled programs.
He says, "well my hole is smaller than your hole...unless they were ass babies or something, that would be doable the muscle stretches you know. " At which point I began laughing to the point of wanting to pee, we continued to consider how men would then make a sport out of child birth complete with rules and competition guidelines to include the fastest birth, the furthest expulsion distance and so on... Now back to your regularly scheduled programs.