I need to start playing PS3 again...

[ladracul]

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Now how the hell did I miss the fact that's ROBERT FREAKIN' CARLYLE as the very Hugh Jackman-looking Gabriel Belmont? (I suspect the people at Konami did that intentionally...) And that's like, 'ovaries go boom'.

And apparently the first one had Sir Patrick "Picard" Stewart and Jason "Captain Hook" Isaacs...

So before I can get my hands on that one, enjoy this-

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