You guys! I got a tattoo! An ACCIDENTAL tattoo! A Phoebe tattoo!
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I now have a permanent blue dot on my finger because I stabbed myself with a fountain pen. That, ladies and gentlemen, is why most people don't use retractable fountain pens. Because next thing you know you've forgotten which end is which and you're clicking the wrong end. And then pain. Endless pain.
It's kind of an adorable blue mark, though.