warning: extreme randomness, ramblings, stream-of-consciousness nonsensical words
So because I haven't posted in FOREVERZ, or been around much at all, and because I'm back from ~spring break vacation~, it's bullet points time! *confetti* However, these bullet points don't actually accomplish what normal bullet points do; rather I'm just adding bullet point-like things to the beginnings of all my paragraphs because I know I'm more likely to read entries that have bullet points rather than endless paragraphs, even if they're the exact same length. THE HUMAN MIND, IT BAFFLES.
~California was awesome. My sister is awesome. It was so much fun to visit her and be with her for a week and hang out with her friends and get a taste of the college life and all. All that studying! All that partying! XD (Seriously, I'm going to make the lamest college student ever. Not only can I not take any more than one sip of anything alcoholic before gagging and downing like a gallon of water (because that stuff is disgusting, yo), the one time I did manage to do more than that (a whole lot of orange juice, a whole little vodka), I still didn't like the taste because I hate orange juice. You guys. I am so lame.)
~Stanford! Stanford is so cool. Very pretty and large and college-like (even if all the pollen does give me horrible, horrible allergies). And my sister's friends are awesome (especially her roommate from freshman year, who is my official Soulmate, because she loves Supernatural and Newsies and Veronica Mars and all the same music I do and oh my freaking god, we're going to share a heaven!!! ♥)
~Saw Clash of the Titans with my sister and her friends. That movie hovers somewhere between So Bad It's Good and So Bad It's Terrible. Either way, it was even more unintentionally hilarious than New Moon. "Calm your storm" is the new "Keep it in your pants".
~Back to Stanford! I have no idea what it is with fictional characters and that place, but it is so much fun just to be there and be all "LOL SAMMY WINCHESTER WAS TOTALLY HERE". And my sister and I watched SPN and Veronica Mars (bwahahaha my Soulmate Eliza and I are converting her to the dark side; she's loved Newsies longer than I have, so she does have a head start in one department) and I started watching more Chuck episodes. Which:
~Chuck! Chuck versus the Alma Mater was the last one I watched at Stanford, and let me tell you, it was pretty darn amusing to see the overhead shots of the school and be all OMG THAT'S THE BUILDING I'M IN RIGHT NOW and then it goes to the actual scenes and I'm like "...the library looks nothing like that". But WHATEVER. SO MUCH FUN. I'm loving this show. And I kind of ship everything? I don't know; Ellie/Awesome Man is adorable, Casey/Sarah is kind of hot, Chuck/Sarah is kind of cute, then there's Sarah/Bryce and Bryce/Chuck and GAH. I don't even know. But I love. ♥
~Also, on the way to the airport coming back I saw a billboard for the Winchester Mystery House, and it made me happy. ♥
~SUPERNATURAL IS KILLING MY HEART AHHHHHHHH
~So yeah, vacation was awesome, I had a good time, I got back and went to school and all the unhappiness just kind of came flooding back. :( But, you know. Perserverance and all. And chocolate. Chocolate helps.
~Got my SAT scores back...I did well, definitely, but math makes me sad. And obviously I'm going to be retaking it.
~I read Eat. Pray. Love. Anybody else read that? It was...interesting, definitely. And I'm not usually into memoirs.
~STILL HAVEN'T SEEN THE NEW BIG TIME RUSH AHHHH SADNESS. Heard it was awesome though. XD
~So, I'm a crazy person. I bought a tween mag at the Seattle airport for a ridiculous amount of money (including SALES TAX. I HATE SALES TAX) because I wanted a BTR poster. And because I wanted something to read on the plane. But mostly because I have impulse control issues. (Actually, not completely true. I get the impulse to buy something (like you do, with impulse buys), recognize it for what it is, and rationalize with myself: "You'll regret this in a couple of hours. It's overpriced and you don't have that much money and you could probably get it cheaper at home. You don't need this. People are going to laugh at you. You already have something to read on the plane. This is a really, really stupid idea" and then I buy it.)
~It tells me there are 6 FREE POSTERS INSIDE!!! Except they're not really free, are they? I still had to buy the magazine.
~JUSTIN BIEBER IS STARING AT ME WITH HIS HAIR AHHH SO CREEPY
~Justin Bieber, besides looking like a girl, has this story to share: "This is a crazy story. My friends and I were at this club. I went up to dance with a girl, and her boyfriend dumped her because she danced with me! I heard her in the hall talking to her friend about it. Her friend asked 'You danced with him?' and she was like 'He's a superstar! What do you expect me to do?' She got dumped by her boyfriend. Isn't that sad? She was cute."
There are so many things wrong with this story. Starting with the fact that WHY THE HELL IS JUSTIN BIEBER IN A CLUB, OH MY GOD, HE'S LIKE TWELVE.
~Also, apparently he wears Dolce and Gabbana cologne. THIS IS LIKE TEN TIMES MORE THAN I EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT BBR.
~They call Taylor Lautner "Taylor Hot-ner". This amuses me, like a lot. I admit, he's got a superfine body and face and all but THAT VOICE. It's so strangely high-pitched. Hmm.
~Joe Jonas is a hipster dork.
~They're making a biography/comedy out of RPattz's life? Hmkay. I guess it is pretty funny, what with the unwashed hair and all...
~Selena Gomez "is crushing on Logan Lerman". YES PLEASE THEY'RE BOTH SO FREAKING HOT GUHHH.
~Apparently Nick Jonas wants to be abducted by aliens? And he's already seen a UFO, so he's halfway there. Mkay honey. *pats head*
~"I believe that we have to date. I want you to know I will never hurt you". JACOB IS SO EFFING CREEPY, YO
~Apparently "sporty girls make him swoon" so, you know. Taylor Lautner is a girl. And his favorite chick flick is The Notebook, and his favorite books are the Twilight series, and what is wrong with this guy? Also, his favorite actress is Megan Fox, ahahahaha
~Headline from a previous issue: "NICK JONAS IS GROWING HIS HAIR OUT!!!" OMG STOP THE PRESSES NO FUCKING WAY.
~Why is Lady Gaga in this thing so much? Isn't she a little...mature for this audience? Rihanna too.
~They call Miley "Mi". Because that is totally a name that needs shortening.
~Selena Gomez is gorgeous.
~BIG TIME RUSH!!!! OMG YOU GUYS THIS IS WHY I BOUGHT THIS THING.
~They're spilling their love secrets! Carlos likes teeth. As in smiles. But mostly he says teeth. And teeth is the first thing he notices in a girl. AHAHAHA CARLOS YOU SO GAY.
~Logan is the most adorable ever. He invited Kendall a girl over and made her dinner and sang her a song. D'awwww.
~Kendall says there's "one thing he doesn't get about girls". He seems rather confused with the concept in general, actually. Oh, honey. *ruffles hair*
~BEST THING EVER. JAMES IS OFFICIALLY A GIRL. His perfect date would be a girl picking him up and taking him to the beach and having a picnic. And she has to call him. THIS MAKES MY LIFE. KAY, JAMES HONEY. YOU RIDE IN THAT PASSENGER SEAT, THERE.
~Apparently I am a "Celeb Boy Rookie". The only questions I knew the answers to were the facts that Taylor Lautner was SharkBoy and Sterling Knight was in a movie with Zac Efron and David Henrie has tattoos. Oh, and I was able to guess that Joe Jonas's favorite movie was The Notebook. It wasn't hard. It seems to be a trend.
~So my giant posters include two Justin BBr (yeah no), one Selena Gomez (preeeeeetty), one Taylor Swift, and my BTR goodness. This is gonna be fun. ♥
~There's a "Read Boys' Minds" feature. Nick Jonas likes Starbucks, so he's a "sensitive guy". Sterling Knight had a dream about a flying motorcylce, which they seem to think means he's adventurous but I personally take to mean he's secretly Harry Potter. RPattz is apparently "shy and insecure", and LOGAN (!!!) "loves chocolate chip cookies", which clearly tells us he's "a gentlemanly guy who knows how to make any girl feel special". CLEARLY. Their pyschology powress is truly staggering.
~Awww. Nathan Kress has "heart of gold". He's so adorable.
~Who the hell is Booboo Stewart? And are his parents in prison?? Seriously, BOOBOO????
~Yay, more James! He does have an awesome smile. Way to go, Tigerbeat. *bounces*
~What boys like! Paul Wesley likes movie reruns? Mkay. Um, any particular movie? Because if you "can't leave the house" every time a movie of any type is on, I'm assuming you either never turn on the TV or you're a reclusive hermit, locked in an endless shell of Sixteen Candles and Star Wars Episode Four: A New Hope.
~Mitchel Musso likes a girl who's "personality is similar" to his. BE CREEPIER, MITCHEL.
~Carlos Pena likes the romantic side of things. To be sweet and have a nice dinner. This boy. Rainbows are radiating off the page, seriously. SO PRECIOUS.
~Victoria Justice is a adorable and pretty. And her costar, Avan? Gay. Calling it right now. (Not that it's a surprise. This is Nickelodeon.)
~The Sonny With a Chance costars "open up and spill their secrets about Sterling and Demi"! Ooh, fun! Let's see what juicy tidbits we'll be getting today..."Sterling is a really good guy." "Demi loves comedy clubs!" "We all love to play Wii golf". Those are your secrets? Really, Tigerbeat? Really? Words cannot express my disappointment.
~There's an "Are you just friends?" quiz with a picture of Carly and Freddie. This amuses me.
~"From Sidekick to STAR!" Was Mitchel Musso really the star of Hatching Pete? I never saw it, but I got the impression that Jason Dolley was...
~Lucas Till is that guy from Taylor Swift's "You Belong With Me" music video. He's kind of adorable. He fell into acting because he "was too small to play football", and here's what he says about the awesome celebrity lifestyle: "Um, I don't know anything about fashion, and I get a lot of free clothes. Plus, it's cool that people know who you are. And you can do good things for the world". XD You guys. I would make an AWESOME celebrity. Just sayin'.
~That guy from Zeke and Luther, which I haven't seen (he was also on an episode of Suite Life)'s name is Hutch. That's kind of awesome. He's very particular with his fashion taste, it seems. And he's also addicted to coffee and Red Bull. In case you wanted to know. (Kind of adult-ish drinks there, Hutch. Disney stars should be limited to Capri Sun only; didn't you get the memo? XD)
~Aww, poor Zac Efron. Apparently RPattz and Taylor Hot-ner are more popular than you know. Actually, you're probably grateful.
~The "match the celeb to their tweet" thing is kind of adorable. I recognized Jennette's right away ("Rain. Lightning. Thunder. Nashville. Alright!" and David Henrie continues to be awesome ("Going to visit my brother on the set of his movie. Love watching him work. Little stud.") and Taylor Swift is kind of adorable and Alyson Michalka still exists and Joe Jonas is kind of touched in the head. D'aww. (Also, Nick is wearing monogrammed socks and Demi Lovato is choosing shoes over food.)
~I really shouldn't laugh at the "embarassing moments" part, because these kids are in middle school, and it probably seems like a major emergency at the time, but the melodrama here just kills me. "I had to wear my pajama shirt to school! It was DEVASTATING!" (No seriously, real live quote, right there.)
~You guys!!! The guy I am secretly crushing on will finally send me a text!!! And I don't have to stress about my reply, because he'll like anything I say!!! Gosh, guess I'd better turn my phone on then. My "crush destiny" awaits! God, it's good to be a Pisces.
~There's a picture of Victoria Justice with a speech bubble that says "Help me!" I can't be bothered to read the article, but I can only guess she's terrified of what she sees on the opposite page...both a "design an outfit for Taylor Hot-ner!" feature and a whole bunch of creepy talented fan drawings of the Bieber. Poor Brenda Song, squished in a tiny picture beneath all that hair...
~There's a fun quiz/survey thing I can fill out and maybe win a DVD!! With lots of super-fun questions! Except I'm lazy and probably ineligible. *le shrug*
~Awww, James Maslow keeps all the pictures fans send him of them together! So adorable.
~Kristen Stewart, on the other hand, does not look like she wants to hear from anybody at all; she looks like she wants to either kill someone or get stoned. Possibly both?
~Eclipse Word Search!!!! Ooooh! Wait, Eclipse is coming out this summer? What is wrong with the world?
~There's a picture of "Kevin Jonas" and "Danielle Jonas". Is it weird I find it strangely adorable that Kevin's new bride took his last name? It's just...adding Jonas to your name, and all. That's kind of hilarious, in a really strange way.
That was probably only interesting to me, but I had way too much fun writing that. *g*
Humor me, guys? Love me despite my flaws and weirdness? ♥ ♥