Boredom Does Not Become Me
Ladies and Gentlemen:
Sparkle Like Bowie: a Twilight Not-So-Much-A-Fan Mix
I have no explanation for this nonsense, other than the fact that I get very bored at work.
1. Vampire Money - My Chemical Romance
Glittering vampires are ridiculous. Thank you, Stephanie Meyer, for ruining Vampire Myth.
Forever.
2. This is Hell - Elvis Costello
Life is a small town is hell - especially when everyone knows each other.
3. Jizz in My Pants - The Lonely Island
What is what Edward does when he sees Bella in biology?
4. Vampire - Antsy Pants
Edward is pale, sad, angry, lonely, and has no pronounced canines. Did I mention he sparkles?
5. No Poetry - Gary Jules
Bella and Edward have no chemistry, so it only makes sense that they would date.
Wait, what?
6. Is this feeling love? - Tommyfebruary6
Nothing says romance like sneaking into an underage girl's room at night to watch her sleep.
7. Prom Theme - Fountains of Wayne
"Make me like you."
8. Your Birthday - The Shapes
Don't worry, Bella - you're not that old.
9. Lost Without You - Darren Hayes
Bella is not self-sufficient - Edward is part of her identity.
It's like feminism never even happened....
10. A Dark Congregation - The Hush Sound
Bella would prefer to be in a dark place, but Jacob tries to draw her out.
11. You're A Wolf - Sea Wolf
"I was in the woods! It's not a bear!"
12. I Want You to Want Me - Lindsay Lohan
Sexy wolf vs. ugly vampire.
Guess who wins? :P
13. Auf Achse - Franz Ferdinand
Bella tries to be Switzerland - and FAILS.
14. The Co-Dependant - Sia
Edward is cold and controlling, but Bella stays anyway.
15. Everything You Want - Vertical Horizon
Jacob is what Bella really needs.
Just saying.
16. Shut Up and Let Me Go - The Ting Tings
Is Bella really sorry about Jacob or is she just acting?
17. What Part of Forever (Johan Hugo Mix) - Cee Lo Green
Does Bella really understand the meaning of forever?
18. Grow Old With You - Adam Sandler
Bella wants to be immortal, but Edward won't turn her.
Probably a smart decision.....
19. Stalker - Goldfinger
Why go to college when you can get married right out of high school?
DOWNLOAD HERE
**All songs should be in mp3 format.
**Comments are nice.
**Tell me if the download does not work, yeah?
**It's not meant to be serious. I am making an attempt to make fun of this nonsense. Whether or not I succeeded is up to the listener.
Sparkle Like Bowie: a Twilight Not-So-Much-A-Fan Mix
I have no explanation for this nonsense, other than the fact that I get very bored at work.
1. Vampire Money - My Chemical Romance
Glittering vampires are ridiculous. Thank you, Stephanie Meyer, for ruining Vampire Myth.
Forever.
2. This is Hell - Elvis Costello
Life is a small town is hell - especially when everyone knows each other.
3. Jizz in My Pants - The Lonely Island
What is what Edward does when he sees Bella in biology?
4. Vampire - Antsy Pants
Edward is pale, sad, angry, lonely, and has no pronounced canines. Did I mention he sparkles?
5. No Poetry - Gary Jules
Bella and Edward have no chemistry, so it only makes sense that they would date.
Wait, what?
6. Is this feeling love? - Tommyfebruary6
Nothing says romance like sneaking into an underage girl's room at night to watch her sleep.
7. Prom Theme - Fountains of Wayne
"Make me like you."
8. Your Birthday - The Shapes
Don't worry, Bella - you're not that old.
9. Lost Without You - Darren Hayes
Bella is not self-sufficient - Edward is part of her identity.
It's like feminism never even happened....
10. A Dark Congregation - The Hush Sound
Bella would prefer to be in a dark place, but Jacob tries to draw her out.
11. You're A Wolf - Sea Wolf
"I was in the woods! It's not a bear!"
12. I Want You to Want Me - Lindsay Lohan
Sexy wolf vs. ugly vampire.
Guess who wins? :P
13. Auf Achse - Franz Ferdinand
Bella tries to be Switzerland - and FAILS.
14. The Co-Dependant - Sia
Edward is cold and controlling, but Bella stays anyway.
15. Everything You Want - Vertical Horizon
Jacob is what Bella really needs.
Just saying.
16. Shut Up and Let Me Go - The Ting Tings
Is Bella really sorry about Jacob or is she just acting?
17. What Part of Forever (Johan Hugo Mix) - Cee Lo Green
Does Bella really understand the meaning of forever?
18. Grow Old With You - Adam Sandler
Bella wants to be immortal, but Edward won't turn her.
Probably a smart decision.....
19. Stalker - Goldfinger
Why go to college when you can get married right out of high school?
DOWNLOAD HERE
**All songs should be in mp3 format.
**Comments are nice.
**Tell me if the download does not work, yeah?
**It's not meant to be serious. I am making an attempt to make fun of this nonsense. Whether or not I succeeded is up to the listener.