Let's Play Two!

[lacrosseboy]

So, my company participates in the Gwinnett Corporate Challenge thing every year, where companies around the county field teams and compete in various events -- volleyball, 5K run, and -- as luck would have it -- softball. Softball is, of course, my forte. I can play a little ball. Anyways, I hadn't participated in past years, because I heard it

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[thedeepgreensea]

Have you demanded your old position and to bat #3 yet?

[lacrosseboy]

He batted me #3 in the second game on his own. He knows what's good for the goose is good for the gander.

I am not a demanding player. Bottom line, I want to win ballgames and I'll do whatever it takes to help make that happen.

[thedeepgreensea]

Did you type that last line as a joke, so you could sound like Willis McGahee on every interview he does on TV, right before he goes back behind the scenes and says "I ain't no back up. I want to be starting now."

[lacrosseboy]

No joke.

I'm gonna be honest, I have not seen the softball team that couldn't find *somewhere* for me to play. Does that mean I'm a selfish egomaniac on the diamond? No.

[thedeepgreensea]

I didn't think the message was a joke, but it just sounded so typical of the BS most pros say....

[lacrosseboy]

That's just what their publicist tells them to say. I don't have a publicist -- or rather, I'm my own publicist.