What A Girl Wants

[lacrosseboy]

I am such a little girl!

I have to get dressed for an... outing. I have a closet full of freakin' clothes. Yet, here I am obsessing over what I'm going to wear and saying things like, "I don't have anything to wear!" or "I'm going shopping tomorrow!"

What is wrong with me?

Comments

[andreamarie]

An outing? You mean a date? With Kimber? Ooh la la. ;)

Just wear that one pair of pants with that shirt that brings out the color in your eyes.

[lacrosseboy]

Perhaps a date... what of it?! ;)

Now why in the world would I want to bring out the color in my eyes?

[andreamarie]

Well, for your sake, I hope it was a date.

Do you have ugly colored eyes?

[lacrosseboy]

It was a date.

I have blue eyes.

[andreamarie]

It was a date! :D Ooh, Aaron had a date. Is she cute? ;)

Blue eyes are a marvelous color to bring out. :)

[lacrosseboy]

Is she cute? Listen to this...

Is she cute? Psssh. Have you SEEN me? Would I be with anything other than the cream of the crop? ;) (I'm so totally just kidding!)

Yeah, she's a little UGA cutie. You can appreciate that, I'm sure.

I wear LOTS of blue, believe you me. My eyes are my best attribute. So I'm told...

[andreamarie]

I think you aren't totally just kidding. :)

I can appreciate that you appreciate this little UGA cutie. Do me a favor and don't insult UGA until you've been on at least 10 dates, okay?

Blue is good.

[lacrosseboy]

Nah, I'm honestly not full of myself in that respect. I do think that I go for cuties, but I don't assume it's because of any overwhelming good looks on my part. Maybe it's my boyish innocence or my goofy sense of humor? :)

I insulted UGA the first night I met her and continue to. She knows it's in fun. She started it, anyways, asking where my pocket-protector was when she found out I went to Tech. It's all her fault! Honestly, it is.

Yes, blue does pretty much own you.

[andreamarie]

I know some people who went to UGA who would be very offended by your insults. But, this girl isn't, and that's good.

Boyish innocence, goofy sense of humor, overwhelming good looks... it's a combination of everything, I'm sure.

[lacrosseboy]

12.5-threat!!

Well, it's a good thing you're not offended, either.

[andreamarie]

I think it would be pretty silly to waste my time being offended by UGA insults.

Besides, I don't have any brain cells left to think about being offended since I'm always thinking about boys, clothes, and make-up.

[lacrosseboy]

Boys, clothes and make-up?

I pretty much think about sex, sports, sex, food, sex, cars, sex and sleep... and sex.

[andreamarie]

Of course boys, clothes, and make-up... I'm simple-minded, remember?

[lacrosseboy]

All women are... especially ones who went to UGA. This comes as no surprise.

;)

[andreamarie]

Precisely. :)

[lacrosseboy]

Don't worry. Your probationary period, where I subject you to copious amounts of unnecessary hazing, is almost up. Soon, I'll be nice again.

It's called "tough love." I'm asserting myself.