Serendipity
There are currently two actresses whose movies I would watch simply because they were in it, regardless of the actual movie, itself:
Kate Beckinsale
Keira Knightley
Both of these women are stunningly beautiful to me. The should be bronzed, then silvered, then golded -- they're just... that... hot...
Kate Beckinsale is not the most jaw-droppingly hot woman that I've ever laid eyes on, but she has a special kind of beauty. She is beautiful in a classy way; in a girl-next-door-but-hotter-than-just-cute way; in a I-don't-want-to-just-bring-you-home-then-not-call-but-I-actually-want-to-know-everything-about-yout-and-father-your-children-and-get-buried-next-to-you-when-I-die way. If you've ever seen the movie Serendipity with her in it... well, I would cancel my wedding to be with Kate Beckinsale. That's how much I adore her right this very instant.
Keira Knightley is a newcomer to my scene. If I could draw the perfect face of a woman, I would draw Miss Knightley exactly as she looked in the scene in Love Actually where the dude comes to the door and shows her all those cards with the writing on them, explaining his feelings for her. When I saw that scene, I melted. She was so breath-takingly gorgeous that I had to most certainly did not rewind and rewatch that scene THREE MORE TIMES!
So, if any of you have it in your power to introduce me to either of these fine young women, I would be eternally grateful. I'm certain my charm, boyish good looks, Southern accent and rapist wit would win them over. Don't you?
In other news, I just started watching Family Guy recently. Let me just say, that show is absolutely hilarious! It may be... no, it is even more non-stop hilarious than The Simpsons... and I love me some Simpsons.
That'll be all. You may go now.
Kate Beckinsale
Keira Knightley
Both of these women are stunningly beautiful to me. The should be bronzed, then silvered, then golded -- they're just... that... hot...
Kate Beckinsale is not the most jaw-droppingly hot woman that I've ever laid eyes on, but she has a special kind of beauty. She is beautiful in a classy way; in a girl-next-door-but-hotter-than-just-cute way; in a I-don't-want-to-just-bring-you-home-then-not-call-but-I-actually-want-to-know-everything-about-yout-and-father-your-children-and-get-buried-next-to-you-when-I-die way. If you've ever seen the movie Serendipity with her in it... well, I would cancel my wedding to be with Kate Beckinsale. That's how much I adore her right this very instant.
Keira Knightley is a newcomer to my scene. If I could draw the perfect face of a woman, I would draw Miss Knightley exactly as she looked in the scene in Love Actually where the dude comes to the door and shows her all those cards with the writing on them, explaining his feelings for her. When I saw that scene, I melted. She was so breath-takingly gorgeous that I had to most certainly did not rewind and rewatch that scene THREE MORE TIMES!
So, if any of you have it in your power to introduce me to either of these fine young women, I would be eternally grateful. I'm certain my charm, boyish good looks, Southern accent and rapist wit would win them over. Don't you?
In other news, I just started watching Family Guy recently. Let me just say, that show is absolutely hilarious! It may be... no, it is even more non-stop hilarious than The Simpsons... and I love me some Simpsons.
That'll be all. You may go now.