/Screen to Zander/ Hey, resident creepy dead guy, you awake?

[lacroix_styles]

...right, well, no sleep for me tonight. Meh.

Sorry I forgot about until now, meant to leave you a note earlier but got caught up in things. Just wanted to make sure the bank stuff cleared and all.

Though I guess if it didn't I would have gotten an annoyed email already or something.

Comments

[zander_holt]

No sleep? I wouldn't go out if I were you -- I'm sure it's deadly out there. For some reason, I imagine Ukrainian vampires to be extremely sexy blonde women.

It did. I don't feel so poor anymore.

...Soooo, how about that loan?

[lacroix_styles]

Don't plan on going out, just camping out on the couch for the time being so I can smoke and not kill the air in the bedroom with toxins.
Not interested in the blonde dead girls, sadly, but the view lately has been awfully nice of the breathing sort.

Haven't been back to talk to Hector, obviously, you'll have to wait until I get a chance to see what he thinks.

I've sort of been thinking though, lately, and reading Hector's books.
Would you be like...really irritated if I asked you some questions that I probably shouldn't?

[zander_holt]

Oh, so Hector's boy is a little voyeur, huh? And just what types of people have you been starting at over in the Ukraine, huh?

You better try extra hard. You know how many birds I had to strip clean for that clock?

Irritated? Well, I suppose that depends on what the questions are. You won't find out unless you lay them on me.

[lacroix_styles]

I'm not a voyeur! That requires looking at a multitude of people.

I don't want to know, honestly, I just don't want to know.

Can you uh...really do things to people? Those books have some pretty twisted stuff in them.

[zander_holt]

Oh? And just who is the lucky lady?

Do things to people? That's a vague question. What things? Bite them and make them feel like they've just had the best orgasm of their life? I can do that. Look forward to it.

[lacroix_styles]

With Hector around? Ha! I wish. You hear that silence and crickets chirping? That would be my lovelife. XD

Anyway.

You know that's not what I'm talking about. And being obscure doesn't convince me to think about that possibility, just sayin'. If you can't talk about it though, feel free to tell me to stop asking, I know how that is, unfortunately.

[zander_holt]

But Hector isn't there now. And you said you were looking at a singular person.

Well, it's not like I can be obscure when apparently Hector has books on the subject. I can do a thing or two. Why do you ask? Is there someone bothering you that needs his face rearranged?

[lacroix_styles]

Well, I am on vacation.

What can you change? There's something twisted as much as it is fascinating about this concept.
Plus you must save a fortune on hair dye, heh.

Can you just do bad things that mess people up?

[zander_holt]

Is someone staying there with you? Being naughty with the hotel maid? Maybe the concierge? Do tell.

I can seal up peoples' noses and mouths so that they suffocate to death because they have no way to get air. Or I can dye their hair permanently. Such a range. I'm so multi-talented.

[lacroix_styles]

...man, why do you care? o_O

Okay, that first one; gross. The second one...I would find extremely useful, this is true.
Can you fix things that're wrong with people? Physically I mean, obviously.

[zander_holt]

I'm telling you all my nasty little secrets. It's only fair.

Oh, that all just depends. On humans, yeah, but on some vampires, it won't stick. Why? Do you have webbed toes?

[lacroix_styles]

I'm not sure my social life on vacation counts as a nasty little secret, I'm not a deviant like some people. XP
Just enjoying the view at the moment, heh. Leave me alone, I live under lock and key the rest of the time, remember?

What? No. I mean...I don't think so.

No, I don't. It felt valid to check actually. I have nothing that makes me look like a mutant. Why, disappointed?

But, no, can you..uh...fix scars?

[zander_holt]

Fine, fine. Don't have too much fun staring at the maid.

So disappointed. You'd be hilarious with webbed feet.

Yes. Burn yourself bad in the kitchen or something, chef?

[lacroix_styles]

....yeah, like Hector would have me staying in a hotel.

That's just mean!

Not exactly. But lately things that....did bother me in the past but not so much have been bothering much more. I've got too many secrets to keep already.
But I have a feeling you're not telling me things I should probably know about this.

[zander_holt]

I figured that would be his style. The ritziest hotel in town.

That's me!

It'll only hurt while I'm doing it, just like any surgery would. After I'm done, it'll be like nothing ever happened to you in the first place.

[lacroix_styles]

Apartment, actually, a very nice one. What can I say, I have to just accept the spoiled rich kid life these days. Haha.

That thought is a little...concerning. But I could probably deal with it.
I'll have to think though, I...don't really know for sure what I want to do. Or if I would just...feel so strange and out of sorts with it after the fact that I'd have some history repeating itself incident.

But I did want to ask, so I would know if there were options or not.