During a super secret agency meeting:
Arashi: "You called?"
- Yes, your yearly idol scores have come in and we need to talk.
Jun: "You're impressed, huh?"
Well...to be honest...
Ohno: "I did pretty well, if I do say so myself."
Nino: "I'm a certified cool dude. No worries here."
It's not really about the individual...
Aiba: "If the tiger didn't mind, would you?"
No, we don't mind....wait, which tiger?
Aiba: "Forget it."
...Let's pretend we never heard this. Now, let's get to it. You are a group and as such, you are only as strong as your weakest link. Now who or what that weakest link is...
Sho: *welp*
Jun: ...
Nino: *groan*
Aiba: Better be quiet now.
Ohno: Again?!?
Ohno: "Should have gone solo."
Jun: "Or duo."
Nino: "You're not leaving me with tiger boy and weakest link!"
Jun: "You'd just insist on being center."
Ahem! Focus! ..the weakest link in your evaluation is your unwillingness to do fanservice.
Sho: "Yatta!"
And the worst offender in this is Sakurai.
Sho: "Ooops."
But you're all in need of a refresher course. Which is why tomorrow at 8, we'll start with
Allusions to bondage, how to keep and nurture your grown-up fans.
The meeting is over.