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You know you have no life when you go to Target and buy a Yoga for beginners dvd.

XWiltedxXxRoseX: so tell me hippo, how them swamps be?
LovelessxAutumn: swampy and filled with mosquitos
LovelessxAutumn: i sit on them
LovelessxAutumn: sometimes i take water in my mouth and spit it at people that come near me
LovelessxAutumn: they laugh and point
LovelessxAutumn: so i shit on them

lmao
Oh how I love her.