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On my way home from the gym yesterday I encountered a group of 12-14 year old bike riders. I am doing 20mph or less down a residential side street and all of the bike kids stop on the corner, you know since I am in a car and all, except for the one jackass kid. We all have this kid in the neighborhood, with 70's hair in his face and skinny jeans so tight they will surely lead to infertility issues down the road. Anyway instead of slamming on my breaks, I keep going and just lay on the horn. The kid wipes out on the side of the street and his friends applaud. I am not sure if this makes me a jerkface or the most awesome person in the world.