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Out-of-Character Information
Name: Cheatsy
Are you 13 or over?: yes
LJ username (optional): Rubbishing
Time Zone: -# or +# GMT -5
AIM: ask for it
Tegaki: rubbishing
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In-Character Information
Name (and age/-relevance if applicable): Fawful Gerakobits. He's a kid, but not too young of one. IS HE NOT GLOBIN?!
Series: Mario and Luigi RPG/Supervore Saga
Occupation or status upon arrival: EVIL MAD SCIENTIST MASTER CHEF WEIGHTGAIN FETISHIST WITH A SECRET DEVIAN TART ACCOUNT
Personality:
"Fury" is a single word he would oftentimes use to describe himself, but "crazy" is how others would see him. Here before you stands a delusional whackjob with high aspirations for conquest and evil. Understanding him is difficult due to his constant food metaphors and enough mashed-up english to send a grammar nazi to the asylum, but it is unknown as to where he picked up such unusual speaking habits. He's also an extreme egotist, often boasting how great he is, or how great his plans or inventions are. It makes sense given what a little prodigy this kid is, but put matters into his own hands and Fawful's ego extends to putting his facial image on everything in his path. ...As well as everyONE.
Of course, he's not really the greatest thing to come out of the box like he claims to be, as he's always bound to slip up somewhere, like accidentally revealing weak points by telling his oppinents not to hit there. He doesn't learn from such mistakes, either. He just sticks to his thought process of achieving whatever it is he's after, and what it could become once under his puny fist, even when down to his dying breath.
His fury comes from his many eventual failures and people getting in his way. Being great is not so much an easy job when people don't want you to be! He often expresses this by simply yelling "I HAVE FURY." Fawful isn't the kind of guy to always throw physical, destructive tantrums when he doesn't get his way, but if you make him mad, he'll be sure to show you that he's pretty flippin' mad!
When excited, he "has chortles!" He's pretty flamboyant when in more positive moods, blinding the world with his epically perfect grin and mischievous laugh, twirling about, and even having quite a hypnotic hip swing. Even when mad that something goes wrong, he'll regain a positive stance and continue what he's doing in one way or another until the very end. Because he's this self-proclaimed genius that will get the job done.
Fawful could make friends, minions, and even fans easily, but this is usually done by something like mind control. People never really liked him in the past and he's usually too busy with himself to even consider liking anyone. There is, however, one person in the world he truly connected to, and that was a witch named Cackletta. A long time ago, he stood beside her and became her number one pupil, and hepretty much licked the very ground she walked on, supplied assistance and mechanics to her schemes, and scrambled frantically to save her whenever she was in a mortal pinch. However, these days he would not express any evidence of her existance. At least publically. Leading up to the days of his most recent plots on the Mushroom Kingdom, he did make a new social link in the form of a very brawny minion named Midbus. He's more likely to not admit it, but Midbus was a bit of a buddy to him as well as his massive bodyguard. However, he abandoned the hog in persuit of his lust for power.
Any sane person would be outright annoyed by Fawful, but Fawful doesn't try to make casual friends anyway. On the other hand, depending on what's on his mind at the moment or what kind of conversation is put on the table, he may open up to someone spontaneously and without warning! Regardless, getting on his good side is easy if you praise him. Gaining his trust is usually easy (especially if you bribe him with praise) because he doesn't think of the consequences for revealing information most of the time, but becoming a serious friend and getting him to recognize you as one might take a little elbow grease in the frying pan.
Backstory:
Fawful has a past of sheer mystery, but given he's of the species of a flamboyant walking bean, the most that can be said is that he was born in the kingdom of Beanbean, and somewhere in that past, he was taught English very poorly and yet he became a boy genius who was eventually picked up by a crafty witch named Cackletta, becoming her student.
Was it a student of evil? A student of sorcery? It defintely built up into both!
Cacky's dependancy on Fawful and his sheer admiration for the wench created a tight bond between them. While he does have some fluency in magic, it was his mechanical expertise that Cackletta relied her magic on to devise a plan years later for her to take over the Beanbean Kingdom. The plan was to steal Princess Peach's voice and use her beautiful voice to awaken the Beanstar sleeping within Castle Beanbean and use its power to take over the land.
The Voice theft succeeded.
The Beanstar theft succeeded along with an all-out attack on the main city.
Mario and Luigi got in their way, but otherwise, Fawful and Cackletta were able to take their loot to Woohoo Hooniversity and used the invention Fawful stashed in the building to have the voice sung out of a Peach robot to the Beanstar.
But alas, it was not Peach's voice. News of the plot were sent to Peach's Castle before it executed and Peach went into hiding, and the voice turned out to be Birdo's.
The beanstar exploded from such a horrid voice and Mario and Luigi defeated the evil duo and Peasley launched them out of the school just as Fawful was able to consume Cackletta's dying soul into his headgear. When landing, they came across Bowser's unconsious body and Cackletta wanted it, so Fawful extracted her soul from the headgear and into Bowser, creating a posessed entity called "Bowletta". Bowletta and Fawful manage to kidnap Peach later on and sent ransom notes to the Marios to bring them the completed Beanstar in exchange for the Princess. Antics soon ensued with fakes and foolery, causing Fawful to lose both the Princess AND the Beanstar again. He and Bowletta fled to hijack Bowser's castle, which rose to the sky and destroyed Beantown again. Of course, they were eventually defeated again. Fawful was knocked out the castle once again and Cackletta was defeated in a battle inside Bowser's gut. Fawful never saw her again.
Time passed, which Fawful used to brood on his fury as he set up a seemingly pointless shop in the sewers under Peach's Castle that was only accessible to a couple of babies. They were baby versions of Mario and Luigi, but he didn't know that and he opened up to them about his past with the Marios and how he aims to rise again someday.
Over time, he worked towards his big comeback. He learned about the Dark Star sleeping under Peach's castle and he wanted it's power to take over the Mushroom Kingdom. Again, it needed Peach to awaken. He also needed a minion or bodyguard of his own to pull this off and found a large pig creature named Midbus to fit the job.
His set of plans started with something rather silly: He sold 'Blorb Mushrooms' to citizens of Toad Town, which were excitedly consumed, but gave the side effect of obesifying the mushroom people too much to be mobile anymore. Bowser, after a defeat by the Marios, stumbles upon Fawful's shop and the bean sells him what he called a 'Lucky shroom' that'll supposedly be able to let Bowser defeat his enemies, but instead, it made him inhale everything that came off the ground. And before you know it, many critters scampering around the Mushroom Kingdom have Fawful masks with the swirly glasses and creepy grins. They're under his control now.
The next part of his plan was to once again hijack Bowser's castle, which he renovated into a theatre (with his face appearing EVERYWHERE) and brainwashed all the Koopa's minions into fanboys and feet-lickers. Fawful put on a show where Bowser was forced to fight Midbus in a cage, and upon victory, Bowser was entitled to an epic feast of Fawful's home-cooking... in which the massive turtle was force-fed to morbid obesity by his Boos. When Bowser was immobily stuck in the floor, Fawful zapped his lower half with a laser gun to extract Peach, whom he swallowed earlier from the inhalation incidents. While Peach herself wasn't fat, her weight was still too massive for Fawful to easilly carry off in his escape plan.
He then hijacks Peach's Castle and steals the Dark Star, using it's power to block the Marios away from the premises while he prepares a machine to suck Peach's power into the Dark Star. All in the meanwhile, more of Bowser's minions were charmed into Fawful's ways and the underground path under construction became the new railroad for the Fawful Express. Things were looking good! But Mario, Luigi, and Bowser managed to collect the Star Cures, cure the Blorbs, and while on different paths, managed to storm Peach's Castle with Bowser being able to navigate the castle and the Marios helping from within Bowser. Fawful managed to gain the Dark Star's power and become a new entity of chaos, but the Star itself, after stealing DNA from within the Koopa King, became a dark manifestation of him. Dark Fawful himself still wasn't strong enough to defeat Bowser, and in his attempt to escape, he was consumed by Dark Bowser and our heroes (including Bowser) had to defeat them both in a complicated battle.
Fawful expressed some deep devastation at his loss and whined about all the work he put into this plot, before he self-destructed, hoping to take the Marios out with him.
What brings this person to Diamond City?:
His last-resort self-destruction within Bowser blasted him out of the massive turtle's gut and he wound up here (particularly, he landed in an open sewer hole), barely alive as the power of the Dark Star disintegrated from him. He sticks around to recover and figure out what to do next, but once he hears about the Chaos Emeralds, he's going to want to barge in on the findings and acquire them for himself. For power and Revenge! He may or may not also try to get all of Diamond City into a trance under his insane flamboyancy and test out evil plans here to eventually use against the Mushroom Kingdom again.
Or he'll just occasionally shop.
Due to his young-ish, bratty appearance, he gets shoved into Diamond Elementary. But his smarts sends him to Diamond Academy. But his immature behaviors send him back to Diamond Elementary.
I'll start a major plot with him once he develops some strong character interactions.
Misc. Notes:
1. He still has fury. But sometimes Chortles.
2. MAJOR obsession with FOOD. He's actually a very good chef to boot but usually has some kind of evil intention when feeding (or forcefeeding) others. Or maybe just sick intentions.
3. Headgear has been destroyed, as is most of his stuff. Lots of gadgets will be rebuilt and used, some from any of the games he were in, some completely made up.
4. He's back to his old self after later events of Bowser's Inside Story, but he still has a few zapping spells up his sleeve, as he WAS once Cackletta's apprentice. He may also be stuck with an occasional 3rd-person speak he's picked up since those events.
5. He likes the Captain N series and Herbal Escecnces shampoo for what little hair he has on his head.
6. Also, he is a major wimp. He can't lift as much as a dainty princess worth beans and could be easilly taken out with a couple of socks to the face if he's not hiding behind any heavy artillery or healing headgear.
Example Post:
The long noodles of my efforts emit payoff. It is this day that I can say I have accomplishment.
No more am I one with the stale bread of defeat! From now on, I will start with salt-grain smallness and move on to the frying of bigger seafood with much more preparedness. Then one day I will obtain delicious minion sprinkles for my sundae of catastrophe. The day after will come the banana topping of my doomsday contraption! Next, my sundae of revenge will melt on red and green mustaches, whose faces I have hatred with much fury! Then I will have freedom for conquest! Everyone will have doom and I will have delight!
But today! This accomplishment that shines so shiny upon me! This is all that needs to have importance!
Fawful's toaster can toast some toastly toast!
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