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Jul 17, 2007 02:31

Here's an IQ Test

Question 1: Do you think Ann Coulter is
a) evil, ignorant, and generally false.
b) intelligent, witty, and precise.

You can check your score at the bottom. In the meanwhile, you can contemplate these quotes.

Jane Fleming: Before it was to find weapons of mass destruction, which of course, we found none
Ann Coulter: That's false

Bill O' Reilly: Aren't liberals or far-left people supposed to be champions of free speech, isn't that what the ACLU is all about?
Ann Coulter: Umm... no, they're Nazi block-watchers, that's what they're good at.

Ann Coulter: I was gonna have a few comments on the other democratic presidential candidate John Edwards, but it turns out you have to go into rehab if you use the word "faggot," so... I'm at an impass.

(regarding that comment)
Alan Colmes: Your response is, "it was a joke," would you make a racial slur and say it was a joke?
Ann Coulter: No, that's proposterous, and I think it's offensive that you immediately whenever you have to go to the arguement "ooooh, would you use the n-word? I mean, that's that is part of this... of this semantic totalitarianism, to compare everything to the n-word. No, if you weren't brought here as slaves..."
Alan Colmes: I didn't say the n-word.
Ann Coulter: and you weren't legally discriminated against, you hear this when people say "we can't use the word illegal alien, because that's like using the n-word"

Ann Coulter: It (the word faggot) isn't offensive to gays.

Alan Colmes: Was Isiah Washington wrong when he used that word to describe T.R. Knight?
Ann Coulter: Yes, he used it incorrectly but I still don't think he should go to rehab for using a word. I think that's crazy, I think all of America outside of Hollywood thinks that's a he bit crazy.
Alan Colmes: So he used it incorrectly, but you used it correctly?
Ann Coulter: Yeees. Yes. I think I would say that of pretty much every, every Democratic politician. It could have been John Dean (Howard Dean?), but he's not running for president.

Ann Coulter: I think it's unfair that you compare my joke, which got a lot of laughs, to things that aren't jokes, that are said by by liberals.

Ann Coulter: I didn't use an insulting word.

Ann Coulter: I would not insult gays by comparing them to John Edwards

Ann Coulter: As for catching Osama, it's irrelevant. Things are going swimmingly in Afghanistan.

Ann Coulter: If I'm gonna say anything about John Edwards in the future, I'll just wish he'd been killed by terrorists in an assassination plot.

Ann Coulter: I mean, Canada sent troops to Vietnam. Was Vietnam less containable and more of a threat...
Bob McKeown: Actually Canada did not send troops to Vietnam.
Ann Coulter: I don't think that's right.
Bob McKeown: Canada did not send troops to Vietnam.
Ann Coulter: Indo-China?
Bob McKeown: Nope. No.

Ann Coulter: "How dare you say he's acting" and by the way, he should act.
Donny Deutsch: He wasn't acting. He wasn't acting. He has a sickness.
...
Ann Coulter: Then don't get angry when someone says he (Michael J Fox) did't take his medication, he said he doesn't.
Donny Deutsch: No, he (Rush Limbaugh) said he was acting. You said he was acting.

Ann Coulter: The Democrats do have a lengthy history of rooting against America and hoping us to lose.

Ann Coulter: He (Bush) has been magnificent on terrorism.

Ann Coulter: Republicans forget that Democrats are immediately going to increase taxes. We can't run on national security because the country has been safe for five years so people forget that there are all of these Islamic fanatics who wanna slaughter us. Two years of the Democrats and they'll get a good reminder.

Ann Coulter: Who could have changed history in a very important way? I would want to be FDR so I could not introduce the New Deal (economic recovery from the Great Depression, Social Security, the Securities and Exchange Commission, etc.).
Al Franken. I would be Hitler. Well, you know, if you get to call off the New Deal, I get to call off the Holocaust... you know, World War 2...

Ann Coulter: He's (Bill Clinton) a horny hick who got in when we barely ran a candidate
...
Ann Coulter: He's a horny hick who snuck into the white house because we ran, no, we ran a Republican president who raised taxes (... duh)

Ann Coulter: (referring to Bill Clinton) I think that sort of rampant promiscuity does show some level of blatant homosexuality.

Lackeos: Ann Coulter claims that Clinton is homosexual for having sex with so many women

Lackeos: son, she talking about how like... you can't have religion in schools, but they do teach recycling, safe sex, and global warming
Lackeos: and her point is: thus, liberals are taking over

Scoring this IQ Test:
For being able to operate a computer, browse the internet, and read - you score a minimum 70 points.
For choosing option A, your IQ will fall in the range of 90+.
For choosing option B, your IQ will fall in the range of 70-90.
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