yeah...

[lack_of_trueluv]

So yeah. For probably the first time in my life. I have had titties shoved in my face by a complete stranger then like an hour later I had another girl's "covered" vagina in my face... What a fucked up night... Well... Now that you know about that let me tell you how it happened. I woke up from my nap around 8ish and called Melissa to see what she was doing and stuff. Well. She asked me if I wanted to go out with her and some of her friends from her work. I was like, "Sure, why not." So I take my shower and what not. She comes over and we go back to her house for not more than 30 minutes while she makes a couple of phone calls to the people we were supposed to be going with. So, we leave her house and go to Marion to meet Kelly and Josh(hott ass army boy.) So yeah, we all pile into Josh's Explorer and decided to go to the gallery... "www.gallerygonewild.com" Just in case you wanted to know... Yeah. So we get there and I'm still really shy because of Josh and Kelly. But, as the minutes go by I start to loosen up to them. Kelly decided to go sit right next to the stage.. Where there is a warning... "Live Feed... If you sit here your image maybe broadcast on our website..." So I was all like I don't care. So I'm sitting there I've probably smoked like 4 cigarettes by this time. It's been like 10 minutes in there. But, I kept on seeing this one really hott stripper. I don't remember her name but I do remember that she's black. But, OMG. I finally worked up the nerve to tip her.. Of course, it was after the bachelor's party had left...(I'll come back to that in just a second.) But, I finally stand up to tip her. I held that dollar in my mouth and she comes over to me WITH her top off and procedes to take it off. After she has taken it off and puts her titties in my face to take her tip. I was blushing so hard by that time... Yeah... So I was wired at that point. Shortly after that my friends decided to play a game of pool. So we went over to te pool table and started to play... Well, I diden't but they did. After like 3 games of pool there we decided to leave. Well, we were told by Josh that there was another strip club right up the road. So we were like hell yeah. We went to this place called JB's Place... Let me tell you when I walked in I was ready to walk right back out. My first thought was; "Damn, this place is trashy." But, we went in and sat down on these leather like couches... (trashy I know...) But, then this one dancer gets up on stage. I mean...WOW!!!! She turned me on... Not like boner on... But, yeah. I get up and go to tip her... She pulls a chair up behind me and makes me sit down... Where she procedes to throw her legs over my shoulders and puts her vagina right in my face.. Let me tell you...She smelled damn good... I just sat there with my hands in my lap and did nothing... I know better...But, she just went to town trying to get me hard or whatever they are supposed to do. It was fun and all, but damn...I got really really really embarrased... So yeah.. After that we went and shot some pool... It was fun... I almost won the game... Damn cue ball.... But, John right... He takes off his shirt.. I almost came on myself... The boy is damn sexy... But, anywho... After that game was over we left there and outside he procedes to take his shirt off again and gets into the truck... I was like damn... I'm sitting next to probaby the hottest guy that I will see for a long time.. That turned me on more than any of the strippers... But, we start driving around and he starts talking shit about wanting to fuck the girls in the back seat(Melissa and Kelly.) I told him that I would drive if he wanted... But, yeah... We ended up in Herrin to go potty. Then we went to Steak n Shake and sat in the parking lot for like 5 minutes while he sat in the back seat with those two... Then he got back up front(which is not easy feat...It's a two door) And, he takes us back to Melissa's car. We left Josh and Kelly talking in the Rural King parking lot. I really hope that Josh got to get laid tonight. He desirves it after serving his country... :P But, yeah. I had to share this with y'all...

*huggles*
Jamie

P.S. Melissa said that Josh was effin hott... And that she would of done him like two weeks ago... Sorry Missa.