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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In May I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In February letmego629 and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In September I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Saturday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-815 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
lack_of_color_7
I thought the first one was pretty funny.