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[lacidiana]

Ganked from futuresoon, with a couple of edits:

1) Make a list of fifteen characters and keep it to yourself.

2) Ask your f-list to post questions in the comments. For example:

'1, 9 and 15 move in together. Is this a really bad idea?'
'Under what circumstances might 5 and 7 fall in love?'
Etc.3) Answer them according to your list (no cheating!) and see

Comments

[lacidiana]

Children's Show: Well, they'd all have drastically different ideas on how to do it, that's for sure! However, 14 and 3 would probably end up fighting so much about whether to make the material nurturing or damaging to the psyches of young children that 9 would take the opportunity to bypass both of them and make the show about physical fitness for children, as taught by characters from their friend's play. The show would be called something like: "The Body Bang." While 14 would be mortified at this outcome, 3 would just be aggravated, and 14 would have to try to stop them from making the whole building go up in flames - with the children already inside.

Grocery: Lots of stuff filled with protein, vegetables, vitamin supplements - basically the shit a body builder would have. However, since 15 probably doesn't do much shopping for themselves in the first place, this would be a rare occasion indeed.

Jerry Springer: LOL OH GOD WELL 2 being 7's long lost brother is actually quite likely, seeing as 7 already has one! Both of them would be surprised, however, seeing as 2 already has all the family they want and they're about as opposite to 7's original lost brother as could possibly be. 8 two-timing on 5 and 6 is also very likely given their history, though 5 would be the one to throw the chair as he denied any affair had taken place, and 6 would just be really, really uncomfortable and confused. 12 being secretly in love with 1 is a little less likely than the other two situations, and is possibly the effect of some kind of charming spell; 12 might be able to break out of it long enough to work with 1 on finding the culprit. The studio actually probably would still be standing... unless 1's friends got involved: in which case, yeah, there'd be an exorbitant amount of unnecessary property damage and 8 might be the only one fast enough to get away.

Cliff Wedding: Since it's so unlikely that 4 would get near anyone, let alone wed or shag them, they'd probably be inclined to either jump off the cliff (while some weird sound effect came out of their mouth) or fight everyone else off. However, 10, 11, and 13 are all very capable fighters, though 10 would try to show off way too much skin when they fought, 11 would try to use too many one-liners, and 13 would just be weirdly efficient.