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so, lets talk about something else then, since you didn't have much to say on our first date, i'm surprised you agreed to a second date, are you even interested in me? i try to get to know my dates before i take them back home and ritually strangle them, then brush their hair and apply make up on them. sometimes i'll even line dance with them before all of that excitement. i know i'm talking too much but this is what i consider small talk, do you want another drink? no? that's too bad. so like i was saying, i didn't get to know that much about you and i feel a little self-conscious now because i'm sure you're still here out of pity. tell you what, though, if you don't scream i promise not to duct tape your piehole again so we can have a decent conversation. lacey bra jesse. what's up guys, i figured i'd try and make a legitimate first post and what better way to make it legit than scaring all of you off with my psychopathic tendencies before i even make any friends? now all of you know my modus operandi but fuck it, who DOESN'T like putting make up on corpses? it's complete blasphemy if you don't. anyway it's friday morning and i woke up with this really gnarly pain in my shoulder again. you'd think i would learn not to do the same shit twice, i just can't help but sleep on my side. what does nature suppose that i do? get a tempur-pedic bed?
home has been nothing but nice and cool since i arrived back. and as pathetic as this sounds, i've been trying to create a christmas list of things i will "try" and buy my family and friends. i thought it was quite a charitable thing to do, you know, to make a list and say that i'll "try" because they should know, it's the thought that counts. my younger brother wants me to buy him a nintendo ds but i'm thinking he's a little too old for that sort of gadget. plus, aren't the only games for that thing "petz" and "babiez"? whatever. i've been thinking about alaska and wisconsin; both wonderful states, i wouldn't mind living in either one of them. in fact, i was looking into volunteering at this camp in alaska. if they reply to my email, it'll be very 30 days of night-ish sans the crazy vampire shit. adriana personally thinks that i shouldn't talk about my bad habits this openly but i'm starting to think that you and i are becoming great friends. i think you might even let me get to third base. livejournal says that today's a full moon, yeah, you know what they say about that. i don't but you do. anyway, i'm done, i hope this was long enough.
-jesse'stilllikessigningthingslikethis'lacey
home has been nothing but nice and cool since i arrived back. and as pathetic as this sounds, i've been trying to create a christmas list of things i will "try" and buy my family and friends. i thought it was quite a charitable thing to do, you know, to make a list and say that i'll "try" because they should know, it's the thought that counts. my younger brother wants me to buy him a nintendo ds but i'm thinking he's a little too old for that sort of gadget. plus, aren't the only games for that thing "petz" and "babiez"? whatever. i've been thinking about alaska and wisconsin; both wonderful states, i wouldn't mind living in either one of them. in fact, i was looking into volunteering at this camp in alaska. if they reply to my email, it'll be very 30 days of night-ish sans the crazy vampire shit. adriana personally thinks that i shouldn't talk about my bad habits this openly but i'm starting to think that you and i are becoming great friends. i think you might even let me get to third base. livejournal says that today's a full moon, yeah, you know what they say about that. i don't but you do. anyway, i'm done, i hope this was long enough.
-jesse'stilllikessigningthingslikethis'lacey