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JD took me out on a date last night. I don't think we've ever been on one before so it was exciting. He didn't buy me flowers or anything romantic like that and I'm glad because if he had, I would have left him for Snoop Dogg. I still might yet since he refuses to get gold teeth. I am kidding. Tyson, did you see that I said I am kidding because last time you didn't and you thought I wanted Jesus to impregnate me. I don't want to scare you like that again.
Anyway we went to see Hanson! I'm pretty sure he didn't want to be there because at one point, he asked me if I thought it would be okay if he started moshing. Sometimes he can't control his inner death metal freak. It probably would've been okay actually because the majority of their fans are vicious creeps who like to punch each other. They put on a really amazing show. I cried but I swear it was only a tactic to get JD put his arm around me. I was hoping he would try to cop a feel and take advantage of me during my not so obsessive emo fan moment.
Afterward I pushed my boyfriend into the crowd of girls so Taylor could sign my calendar from 1998. I was impatient and didn't feel like flashing my way up to the front. Plus I was afraid I would end up groping him. I am kidding again. Needless to say, I'm glad my sister wasn't there. I will have fun rubbing this in her face for the rest of our lives. Now I'm wondering how my boyfriend puts up with me. Every boyfriend I've had in the past has eventually bored or annoyed me. It's the other way around this time and I'm hoping he never feels that way about me.
In other news, there was a topic on our messageboard titled "WHO WANTS TO BONE LACEY LEE" so remind me why I haven't quit the band again. My bandmates never update which would be okay if they signed on once in a while but they never do that either. I should hold Scott Baio hostage until they do so.
Anyway we went to see Hanson! I'm pretty sure he didn't want to be there because at one point, he asked me if I thought it would be okay if he started moshing. Sometimes he can't control his inner death metal freak. It probably would've been okay actually because the majority of their fans are vicious creeps who like to punch each other. They put on a really amazing show. I cried but I swear it was only a tactic to get JD put his arm around me. I was hoping he would try to cop a feel and take advantage of me during my not so obsessive emo fan moment.
Afterward I pushed my boyfriend into the crowd of girls so Taylor could sign my calendar from 1998. I was impatient and didn't feel like flashing my way up to the front. Plus I was afraid I would end up groping him. I am kidding again. Needless to say, I'm glad my sister wasn't there. I will have fun rubbing this in her face for the rest of our lives. Now I'm wondering how my boyfriend puts up with me. Every boyfriend I've had in the past has eventually bored or annoyed me. It's the other way around this time and I'm hoping he never feels that way about me.
In other news, there was a topic on our messageboard titled "WHO WANTS TO BONE LACEY LEE" so remind me why I haven't quit the band again. My bandmates never update which would be okay if they signed on once in a while but they never do that either. I should hold Scott Baio hostage until they do so.