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Tasha used to like to squeeze the heads of Barbies. Instead of sending her to therapy, our parents bought her a guitar. The only Barbie that survived her torture is now the star of our video. If you watch closely, during the couch scene, you will see him on Louise's side. I know it is confusing for a Barbie to be a him and not a her but Eggy has identity issues :'( He is like the fifth member of Lillix but I am hoping he will just take my sister's place. Speaking of, I do not know what she is talking about. I am not a Jesus freak. It was all Maverick's idea. After fat camp, they sent us to church so we would be filled up with the love of God instead of Twinkies.
I hope Tasha continues to live in sin and starts dating Jack Osbourne. They would be a perfect match. Every time she loses her emo glasses, she could steal his instead of mine. I wish mine were fake and just a tribute to Rivers Cuomo but I am about as blind as Mr. Magoo which explains why I dress like I belong in a convent half of the time. I will say it again. I am not a Jesus freak. When are we going to get famous so I can stop wearing clothes completely? I am getting impatient here.
We are in NY because Zootopia is tomorrow. I bet annoying girls will come and try to bond with us over Slimfast. I might become homicidal. At least Ja Rule will also be playing. I am so excited!!! I am going to try to get his autograph for JD. I am such a wonderful girlfriend. Anyway where is he? Sign on sign on sign on
I hope Tasha continues to live in sin and starts dating Jack Osbourne. They would be a perfect match. Every time she loses her emo glasses, she could steal his instead of mine. I wish mine were fake and just a tribute to Rivers Cuomo but I am about as blind as Mr. Magoo which explains why I dress like I belong in a convent half of the time. I will say it again. I am not a Jesus freak. When are we going to get famous so I can stop wearing clothes completely? I am getting impatient here.
We are in NY because Zootopia is tomorrow. I bet annoying girls will come and try to bond with us over Slimfast. I might become homicidal. At least Ja Rule will also be playing. I am so excited!!! I am going to try to get his autograph for JD. I am such a wonderful girlfriend. Anyway where is he? Sign on sign on sign on