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I will repeat this as many times as I have to. Justin was not and is not my boyfriend. It is Kim's fault actually. She started calling him my boyfriend which ruined my life. He wanted me to say he is bad in bed but we never slept together so I wouldn't know. That means I am not pregnant either. I wish we had cleared this up sooner so I could've asked Jesse Lacey to marry me without feeling guilty. Just kidding. Why would I feel guilty about that when Lacey Lacey is the cutest name around
Here is a fair warning: I cannot be in a relationship with you if you expect me not to sleep with the rest of your band. It is a given I will do that, whether it be behind your back or literally in front of you. Oh sorry I just had a momentary identity crisis. Only Tasha would do something like that. I will not stop hating on my sister even if Kim is really the easy one. In fact, she likes to take long walks on nude beaches and buy beer from old men. Anyway Katie Cassidy can be happy now and maybe next she can go through puberty. There. I just made it easy for her to hate me so she can stop looking for reasons to.
I decided I only like JD and Louise and maybe Kirsten when she talks about food. Speaking of, Avril took me out to an all you can eat buffet the other night. I stuffed the leftovers in my bra. This icon is the hottest and the keywords are even better. I am never deleting it. I am also never updating again bye
Here is a fair warning: I cannot be in a relationship with you if you expect me not to sleep with the rest of your band. It is a given I will do that, whether it be behind your back or literally in front of you. Oh sorry I just had a momentary identity crisis. Only Tasha would do something like that. I will not stop hating on my sister even if Kim is really the easy one. In fact, she likes to take long walks on nude beaches and buy beer from old men. Anyway Katie Cassidy can be happy now and maybe next she can go through puberty. There. I just made it easy for her to hate me so she can stop looking for reasons to.
I decided I only like JD and Louise and maybe Kirsten when she talks about food. Speaking of, Avril took me out to an all you can eat buffet the other night. I stuffed the leftovers in my bra. This icon is the hottest and the keywords are even better. I am never deleting it. I am also never updating again bye