Voicemail Post

[laceycantlie]

"Hi, this is Lacey! I'm really, really sorry I missed your call, but . . . oh, just leave me a message and I'll get back to you soon, okay? Bye!"

. . . god, that voice is freakishly perky, isn't it?

Comments

[tyler_back]

[From here]

"What? Ale, birds, what? Congratulations. That was the most confusing message I've gotten today.

And I don't stab people."

[laceycantlie]

[On to here!]

[offthelisthero]

[From here]

"I'm sorry about the drunk thing, honestly. I didn't mean any innuendo, I'm not sure I even know your name."

[laceycantlie]

[Sorry, Priestly!]

[not_ironmaiden]

From here

You're more than welcome to try it, moron. I think you'll find that I'm not the type to roll over and take this kind of abuse. I will take every penny you have ever and will ever own. And then I'll start to have fun.

[laceycantlie]

[On to Momoko!]

[berserkerminsc]

[[ from here! ]]

Minsc responded to that call with a chuckle. "That's a shame. I'd have expected a lady like you could put quite the crush on anyone! I personally feel that nothing's quite like doing it with your bare hands! And a good crush on any bad guy should make anyone sleep better at night, shouldn't it?"

[laceycantlie]

[On to the Mountie!]

Phone Hijinxs!

[flipped_god_off]

[From here!]

"While I'm so terribly sorry that you're not fucking sleeping with anyone right now, that's no reason to be spreading your miserable attitude around. Take a hint, go pick up a hooker, pay twenty bucks and have fun for five fucking minutes. It'll be worth it to shut you up."

Re: Phone Hijinxs!

[laceycantlie]

[On to Dr. Jones what doesn't have a whip!]