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I.fnd.a.phone..Looked.rashed..Broken.nmbers..Onl.1-7..Sorr..
Hello..N.E.one.arond?Need.help,friend,somehing?Fine.orking.sick,jus.need.somehing.2.do..
Because.righ.no.I'm.on.no.sleep.and.hungr.and.sick.and.basicall.feel.like.a.fcking.poinless.piece.of.shi..

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Ever heard of going easy on the period button, idiot? [ not amused. like seriously. ]

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Of.corse..Space.is.broken,so.his.is.bes.I.can.do..Noperiodsisreallbad,see.

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Well maybe you could've said that, dumbshit.

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I.said.broken.nmbers..Onl.1-7..Space.is.before.1..

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The space bar isn't a number, doesn't matter where it is.

Nice to know that humanity is getting steadily stupider.

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Phone.has.no.keboard..Onl.nmbers.. [ He's getting really frustrated, but he doesn't want to get into a nasty argument, especially with only 20 letters of the alphabet. ]

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What, has technology bypassed you? Get a better phone next time then. [ heh.. wouldn't be much an an argument, just alix being bitchy and attempting to prove her 'you're stupid' point. orz! ]

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No,skipped.person.ho.had.phone.before..I.hope.2..[ With enough misleading sarcasm, it could be done! ]

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[.. yeah okay yawn, this is starting to bore her. try again next time, please insert twenty five cents, etc etc. ]