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text vs rom4nce: "i masterbate right-handed." "i use both hands."
lacerolla: You are crazy
text vs rom4nce: yeah.
text vs rom4nce: which hand do you use, Alex?
lacerolla: right
text vs rom4nce: cool.
text vs rom4nce:
_predicate
2004-08-13 16:47 (link)
i use both hands.
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ironyscene
2004-08-13 16:48 (link)
...........wtf!
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_predicate
2004-08-13 16:50 (link)
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOO.
you know, switching.
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text vs rom4nce: wow that just totally made my day.
lacerolla: Hahahaha
text vs rom4nce: plus now i know what hand you wank with.
lacerolla: LMAO
lacerolla: Yup.
text vs rom4nce: HAWTTTTT.
text vs rom4nce: wow i haven't talked about masterbation this much since like.. last spring break.
text vs rom4nce:
_predicate
2004-08-13 16:47 (link)
HAY WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO FOR MY SIXTEENTH BIRTHDAY THIS YEAR?!!!!!11
sixteen people orgy, eh?
i'll call my people and you call your people!
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ironyscene
2004-08-13 16:52 (link)
....so we'll pretty much be calling the same people? i'm thinking along the lines of a 54 people orgy, sounds cooler.
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_predicate
2004-08-13 16:53 (link)
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nah we can save that for my 54th birthday!
lacerolla: LMAO
text vs rom4nce: hayy you should come.
lacerolla: 54 for the 54.
text vs rom4nce: i am so hardcore.
text vs rom4nce: "Now I know what hand alex uses, oooh hott." "i'd hit that."
lacerolla: LMAO
lacerolla: Who said they would hit me?
lacerolla: Hahaha
text vs rom4nce: ME.
lacerolla: Sweet.
text vs rom4nce: damn straight.
lacerolla: Dont hit me too hard though.
lacerolla: Hahahah
text vs rom4nce: spank it.
text vs rom4nce: hahahhaha.
lacerolla: LMAO
text vs rom4nce: yeah i'm probably the most perverted girl you're going to meet, ever.
text vs rom4nce: maybe.
lacerolla: Hahah
text vs rom4nce: shh secret.
lacerolla: What ahppened with you and Zak?
text vs rom4nce: hell if i know.
lacerolla: Why didn't you hit htat?
text vs rom4nce: damn i should've.
text vs rom4nce: i totally would've hit that shit.
lacerolla: LMAO
text vs rom4nce: i'm serious.
text vs rom4nce: ...
text vs rom4nce: nah not really
text vs rom4nce: okay maybe a little serious.
text vs rom4nce: k i'm grossing myself out.
lacerolla: LMOA
lacerolla: Yo uare crazy,
text vs rom4nce: thanks.
text vs rom4nce: dude seriously what the fuck happened with me and Zak.
lacerolla: I don't know.
lacerolla: Did you guys even break up?
text vs rom4nce: haha i think.
lacerolla: Did you guys even go out?
lacerolla: Hahah
text vs rom4nce: hell i don't know.
lacerolla: Noone knows what happened.
text vs rom4nce: "HEY MEET ME AT THE PARK I WANT TO MAKEOUT."
text vs rom4nce: it was something like that?
lacerolla: check profile.
lacerolla: LMAO
text vs rom4nce: lmao.
lacerolla: What a freak.
text vs rom4nce: stfu i will kill you.
lacerolla: Hahaha
lacerolla: Did you ever make out wiht Zak?
text vs rom4nce: yep.
text vs rom4nce: ... did YOU?
lacerolla: Last night me and a girl were talking about how we have never met a girl he has made out with,.
lacerolla: Because he wont make out with her friend.
lacerolla: I have never kissed Zak.
lacerolla: It's gross.
text vs rom4nce: hahahah.
text vs rom4nce: i've kissed Rachael before..
text vs rom4nce: ...
text vs rom4nce: nah i WISH.
lacerolla: Psh. I wish I could have.
text vs rom4nce: we've slept in the same bed before though.
lacerolla: She's so hot.
lacerolla: Hahahah
text vs rom4nce: i know!
lacerolla: That's pretty sweet.
text vs rom4nce: if i weren't straight i'd tap that.
lacerolla: LMAO
text vs rom4nce: i am so funny.
lacerolla: You are too much.
lacerolla: Yes you are.
text vs rom4nce: do you seriously think Rach is hot?
lacerolla: Hells yes.
text vs rom4nce: ME TOO.
text vs rom4nce: hahah.
text vs rom4nce: sorry.
lacerolla: Hahahah
text vs rom4nce: i like lesbian jokes.t
text vs rom4nce: they are funny.
lacerolla: Yes. me too.
lacerolla: I am secretly gay and call girl hott to pretend I am not gay.
text vs rom4nce: i'll keep that a secret.
lacerolla: Okay, good.
lacerolla: I love gay jokes.
text vs rom4nce: me too.
lacerolla: I've slept in the same bed as Zak.
lacerolla: It wasn't that hot.
text vs rom4nce: lmao there is this girl i know who is SUCH a homophobe. whenever we talk about gay guys she like rushes to the bathroom and THROWS UP. plus in 8th grade she dated this dude for a long time and she was like suicidal and shit, and he CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET this year hahahaha.
text vs rom4nce: so now she's like, "oh god i kissed a fag."
text vs rom4nce: i would sleep in the same bed as Zak.
lacerolla: LMAO that is freakin weir.d
lacerolla: Wait.. so she is a homophobe and she dated a guy who came out of the closet this year?
text vs rom4nce: dude she didn't know.
text vs rom4nce: dating was in 8th grade.
lacerolla: That sucks.
text vs rom4nce: i know.
lacerolla: Ya, that's pretty not serious stuff.
lacerolla: My friend wants to kick every gay guy in the worlds ass.
lacerolla: Because he hates them so much and it is so disgusting.
text vs rom4nce: the gay guy is my friend, he buys me ice cream at school!
lacerolla: Sweet.
lacerolla: I don't like gays though.
lacerolla: It's kind of not cool.
text vs rom4nce: for each semester of school his mom put in $500 into his lunch account and like he's not allowed to widthdrawl it without his mom there. and it's just sitting there now. AND HE MOVED TO WEST VIRGINIA.
text vs rom4nce: I WANT THAT MONEY.
lacerolla: THAT SUCKS SO BA
lacerolla: D
text vs rom4nce: hahaha i know.
text vs rom4nce: i could get a lot of ice cream with that.
text vs rom4nce: hay i want you to do something for me.
lacerolla: What is it?
text vs rom4nce: use your left hand tonight.
text vs rom4nce: hahaha sorry.
text vs rom4nce: i had to say it.
lacerolla: What?
text vs rom4nce: whack it with your left hand.
lacerolla: Hmm...
lacerolla: I will try.
lacerolla: It's REALLY hard.
text vs rom4nce: thanks.
lacerolla: Like close to impossible.
text vs rom4nce: hahaha.
text vs rom4nce: well you are clever.
lacerolla: I have never done it sucessfully.
text vs rom4nce: i'd help.
text vs rom4nce: ...
text vs rom4nce: NO.
text vs rom4nce: ew.
text vs rom4nce: i don't even know you!
lacerolla: LMAO
lacerolla: You sould help Zak.
text vs rom4nce: i don't know if i want to go near his wang.
text vs rom4nce: it might not get enough oxygen to begin with, wearing those tight girl pants all the time.
lacerolla: I know, it's probably like dead and shriveled up by now.
text vs rom4nce: like a prune?
lacerolla: It's like impossable for it to breeathe.
text vs rom4nce: LMAO GROSS.
text vs rom4nce: lmao.
text vs rom4nce: well i know it's not dead 'cause when i was making out with him i was on top of him and uh.
text vs rom4nce: yeah it's not deadx.
lacerolla: EWWWW
lacerolla: THATS SO GROSS
text vs rom4nce: LMAO.
text vs rom4nce: HAHAHA I GROSSED ALEX OUTTTTT.
text vs rom4nce: yeah when i makeout i do it hardcore.
lacerolla: LMAO
lacerolla: I bet you do.
text vs rom4nce: EW ALEX we just talked about Zak's wang for more than two minutes.
lacerolla: HAHAHA
lacerolla: That's so discusting.
lacerolla: And you felt it.
text vs rom4nce: I KNOW.
text vs rom4nce: hahahaha.
text vs rom4nce: it was hawt.
lacerolla: Weather by choice or not.
text vs rom4nce: by choice.
text vs rom4nce: hahaha.
text vs rom4nce: SORRY.
lacerolla: I think I am going to go hurl.
text vs rom4nce: for real.
text vs rom4nce: now youre never going to share a bed with him again!
lacerolla: My stomache is feeling a little weak.
text vs rom4nce: awwww.
text vs rom4nce: HEY ANDREW WK IS ON TV.
text vs rom4nce: NOW I AM ALL HAPPY AND JUNK.
lacerolla: Seriously the only reason I slept in the smae bed it because I thouight he had a vagina.
lacerolla: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
text vs rom4nce: hahahaha.
text vs rom4nce: ZAK'S WANG.
text vs rom4nce: okay i'm grossed out.
lacerolla: Me too.
text vs rom4nce: nah i'm not really.
text vs rom4nce: i just had a strawberry and BANANA smoothie.
lacerolla: My stomache is queezy.
text vs rom4nce: awww.
lacerolla: Zj Olivarez has a bananna cock.
lacerolla: Like it bent and everything.
text vs rom4nce: hahaha.
text vs rom4nce: EWWWW WTF.
text vs rom4nce: i want to see it.
lacerolla: LMAO
lacerolla: Thats so gross.
lacerolla: Like everyone in 8th grade athletics at ridgeview has seen it.
text vs rom4nce: I WAS KIDDING.
text vs rom4nce: LMAO.
text vs rom4nce: hahahaha.
lacerolla: And I wasn't in it.
text vs rom4nce: thank god.
lacerolla: Zj used to show everyone.
text vs rom4nce: "HAY GUYZ!"
text vs rom4nce: ZJ and Zak should make a gay porno.
lacerolla: LMAO
text vs rom4nce: bring out the gay lube!
text vs rom4nce: (VASELINE.)
lacerolla: I will bring vaseline.
lacerolla: HAHAHAHA
text vs rom4nce: hahaha yes.
text vs rom4nce: we had to use it during Bio once and Lawrence and Kami told me about their effeminate science teacher who had like 8 jars hidden around the classroom.
lacerolla: That's so gross.
text vs rom4nce: i know.
text vs rom4nce: Lawrence was laughing so hard when he was telling me too.
lacerolla: irony s c e n e: how cute.
irony s c e n e: I want to watch this "porno"
lacerolla: Go to the room.
text vs rom4nce: hell i want to direct the porno.
text vs rom4nce: and you guys can do the soundtrack.
lacerolla: You are crazy
text vs rom4nce: yeah.
text vs rom4nce: which hand do you use, Alex?
lacerolla: right
text vs rom4nce: cool.
text vs rom4nce:
_predicate
2004-08-13 16:47 (link)
i use both hands.
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ironyscene
2004-08-13 16:48 (link)
...........wtf!
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_predicate
2004-08-13 16:50 (link)
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOO.
you know, switching.
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text vs rom4nce: wow that just totally made my day.
lacerolla: Hahahaha
text vs rom4nce: plus now i know what hand you wank with.
lacerolla: LMAO
lacerolla: Yup.
text vs rom4nce: HAWTTTTT.
text vs rom4nce: wow i haven't talked about masterbation this much since like.. last spring break.
text vs rom4nce:
_predicate
2004-08-13 16:47 (link)
HAY WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO FOR MY SIXTEENTH BIRTHDAY THIS YEAR?!!!!!11
sixteen people orgy, eh?
i'll call my people and you call your people!
text vs rom4nce:
ironyscene
2004-08-13 16:52 (link)
....so we'll pretty much be calling the same people? i'm thinking along the lines of a 54 people orgy, sounds cooler.
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_predicate
2004-08-13 16:53 (link)
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nah we can save that for my 54th birthday!
lacerolla: LMAO
text vs rom4nce: hayy you should come.
lacerolla: 54 for the 54.
text vs rom4nce: i am so hardcore.
text vs rom4nce: "Now I know what hand alex uses, oooh hott." "i'd hit that."
lacerolla: LMAO
lacerolla: Who said they would hit me?
lacerolla: Hahaha
text vs rom4nce: ME.
lacerolla: Sweet.
text vs rom4nce: damn straight.
lacerolla: Dont hit me too hard though.
lacerolla: Hahahah
text vs rom4nce: spank it.
text vs rom4nce: hahahhaha.
lacerolla: LMAO
text vs rom4nce: yeah i'm probably the most perverted girl you're going to meet, ever.
text vs rom4nce: maybe.
lacerolla: Hahah
text vs rom4nce: shh secret.
lacerolla: What ahppened with you and Zak?
text vs rom4nce: hell if i know.
lacerolla: Why didn't you hit htat?
text vs rom4nce: damn i should've.
text vs rom4nce: i totally would've hit that shit.
lacerolla: LMAO
text vs rom4nce: i'm serious.
text vs rom4nce: ...
text vs rom4nce: nah not really
text vs rom4nce: okay maybe a little serious.
text vs rom4nce: k i'm grossing myself out.
lacerolla: LMOA
lacerolla: Yo uare crazy,
text vs rom4nce: thanks.
text vs rom4nce: dude seriously what the fuck happened with me and Zak.
lacerolla: I don't know.
lacerolla: Did you guys even break up?
text vs rom4nce: haha i think.
lacerolla: Did you guys even go out?
lacerolla: Hahah
text vs rom4nce: hell i don't know.
lacerolla: Noone knows what happened.
text vs rom4nce: "HEY MEET ME AT THE PARK I WANT TO MAKEOUT."
text vs rom4nce: it was something like that?
lacerolla: check profile.
lacerolla: LMAO
text vs rom4nce: lmao.
lacerolla: What a freak.
text vs rom4nce: stfu i will kill you.
lacerolla: Hahaha
lacerolla: Did you ever make out wiht Zak?
text vs rom4nce: yep.
text vs rom4nce: ... did YOU?
lacerolla: Last night me and a girl were talking about how we have never met a girl he has made out with,.
lacerolla: Because he wont make out with her friend.
lacerolla: I have never kissed Zak.
lacerolla: It's gross.
text vs rom4nce: hahahah.
text vs rom4nce: i've kissed Rachael before..
text vs rom4nce: ...
text vs rom4nce: nah i WISH.
lacerolla: Psh. I wish I could have.
text vs rom4nce: we've slept in the same bed before though.
lacerolla: She's so hot.
lacerolla: Hahahah
text vs rom4nce: i know!
lacerolla: That's pretty sweet.
text vs rom4nce: if i weren't straight i'd tap that.
lacerolla: LMAO
text vs rom4nce: i am so funny.
lacerolla: You are too much.
lacerolla: Yes you are.
text vs rom4nce: do you seriously think Rach is hot?
lacerolla: Hells yes.
text vs rom4nce: ME TOO.
text vs rom4nce: hahah.
text vs rom4nce: sorry.
lacerolla: Hahahah
text vs rom4nce: i like lesbian jokes.t
text vs rom4nce: they are funny.
lacerolla: Yes. me too.
lacerolla: I am secretly gay and call girl hott to pretend I am not gay.
text vs rom4nce: i'll keep that a secret.
lacerolla: Okay, good.
lacerolla: I love gay jokes.
text vs rom4nce: me too.
lacerolla: I've slept in the same bed as Zak.
lacerolla: It wasn't that hot.
text vs rom4nce: lmao there is this girl i know who is SUCH a homophobe. whenever we talk about gay guys she like rushes to the bathroom and THROWS UP. plus in 8th grade she dated this dude for a long time and she was like suicidal and shit, and he CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET this year hahahaha.
text vs rom4nce: so now she's like, "oh god i kissed a fag."
text vs rom4nce: i would sleep in the same bed as Zak.
lacerolla: LMAO that is freakin weir.d
lacerolla: Wait.. so she is a homophobe and she dated a guy who came out of the closet this year?
text vs rom4nce: dude she didn't know.
text vs rom4nce: dating was in 8th grade.
lacerolla: That sucks.
text vs rom4nce: i know.
lacerolla: Ya, that's pretty not serious stuff.
lacerolla: My friend wants to kick every gay guy in the worlds ass.
lacerolla: Because he hates them so much and it is so disgusting.
text vs rom4nce: the gay guy is my friend, he buys me ice cream at school!
lacerolla: Sweet.
lacerolla: I don't like gays though.
lacerolla: It's kind of not cool.
text vs rom4nce: for each semester of school his mom put in $500 into his lunch account and like he's not allowed to widthdrawl it without his mom there. and it's just sitting there now. AND HE MOVED TO WEST VIRGINIA.
text vs rom4nce: I WANT THAT MONEY.
lacerolla: THAT SUCKS SO BA
lacerolla: D
text vs rom4nce: hahaha i know.
text vs rom4nce: i could get a lot of ice cream with that.
text vs rom4nce: hay i want you to do something for me.
lacerolla: What is it?
text vs rom4nce: use your left hand tonight.
text vs rom4nce: hahaha sorry.
text vs rom4nce: i had to say it.
lacerolla: What?
text vs rom4nce: whack it with your left hand.
lacerolla: Hmm...
lacerolla: I will try.
lacerolla: It's REALLY hard.
text vs rom4nce: thanks.
lacerolla: Like close to impossible.
text vs rom4nce: hahaha.
text vs rom4nce: well you are clever.
lacerolla: I have never done it sucessfully.
text vs rom4nce: i'd help.
text vs rom4nce: ...
text vs rom4nce: NO.
text vs rom4nce: ew.
text vs rom4nce: i don't even know you!
lacerolla: LMAO
lacerolla: You sould help Zak.
text vs rom4nce: i don't know if i want to go near his wang.
text vs rom4nce: it might not get enough oxygen to begin with, wearing those tight girl pants all the time.
lacerolla: I know, it's probably like dead and shriveled up by now.
text vs rom4nce: like a prune?
lacerolla: It's like impossable for it to breeathe.
text vs rom4nce: LMAO GROSS.
text vs rom4nce: lmao.
text vs rom4nce: well i know it's not dead 'cause when i was making out with him i was on top of him and uh.
text vs rom4nce: yeah it's not deadx.
lacerolla: EWWWW
lacerolla: THATS SO GROSS
text vs rom4nce: LMAO.
text vs rom4nce: HAHAHA I GROSSED ALEX OUTTTTT.
text vs rom4nce: yeah when i makeout i do it hardcore.
lacerolla: LMAO
lacerolla: I bet you do.
text vs rom4nce: EW ALEX we just talked about Zak's wang for more than two minutes.
lacerolla: HAHAHA
lacerolla: That's so discusting.
lacerolla: And you felt it.
text vs rom4nce: I KNOW.
text vs rom4nce: hahahaha.
text vs rom4nce: it was hawt.
lacerolla: Weather by choice or not.
text vs rom4nce: by choice.
text vs rom4nce: hahaha.
text vs rom4nce: SORRY.
lacerolla: I think I am going to go hurl.
text vs rom4nce: for real.
text vs rom4nce: now youre never going to share a bed with him again!
lacerolla: My stomache is feeling a little weak.
text vs rom4nce: awwww.
text vs rom4nce: HEY ANDREW WK IS ON TV.
text vs rom4nce: NOW I AM ALL HAPPY AND JUNK.
lacerolla: Seriously the only reason I slept in the smae bed it because I thouight he had a vagina.
lacerolla: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
text vs rom4nce: hahahaha.
text vs rom4nce: ZAK'S WANG.
text vs rom4nce: okay i'm grossed out.
lacerolla: Me too.
text vs rom4nce: nah i'm not really.
text vs rom4nce: i just had a strawberry and BANANA smoothie.
lacerolla: My stomache is queezy.
text vs rom4nce: awww.
lacerolla: Zj Olivarez has a bananna cock.
lacerolla: Like it bent and everything.
text vs rom4nce: hahaha.
text vs rom4nce: EWWWW WTF.
text vs rom4nce: i want to see it.
lacerolla: LMAO
lacerolla: Thats so gross.
lacerolla: Like everyone in 8th grade athletics at ridgeview has seen it.
text vs rom4nce: I WAS KIDDING.
text vs rom4nce: LMAO.
text vs rom4nce: hahahaha.
lacerolla: And I wasn't in it.
text vs rom4nce: thank god.
lacerolla: Zj used to show everyone.
text vs rom4nce: "HAY GUYZ!"
text vs rom4nce: ZJ and Zak should make a gay porno.
lacerolla: LMAO
text vs rom4nce: bring out the gay lube!
text vs rom4nce: (VASELINE.)
lacerolla: I will bring vaseline.
lacerolla: HAHAHAHA
text vs rom4nce: hahaha yes.
text vs rom4nce: we had to use it during Bio once and Lawrence and Kami told me about their effeminate science teacher who had like 8 jars hidden around the classroom.
lacerolla: That's so gross.
text vs rom4nce: i know.
text vs rom4nce: Lawrence was laughing so hard when he was telling me too.
lacerolla: irony s c e n e: how cute.
irony s c e n e: I want to watch this "porno"
lacerolla: Go to the room.
text vs rom4nce: hell i want to direct the porno.
text vs rom4nce: and you guys can do the soundtrack.