Exchange Fic #17: Dare to Bake a Peach

[dmacabre]

The actual identity of the writer will remain secret until all the submissions are in and posted.

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Title: Dare to Bake a Peach
Author: akavertigo
Recipient: dmacabre
Prompt: Someone is cooking someone else a special dinner for a special occasion. Who, what, when, where and why? P.S. Feel free to make with the food porn, but I swear it is totally optional.

Comments

[dmacabre]

Consider my mind blown, Mystery Author. I can't even really quote lines, because every single one's like a work of art, a story told in evocative flashes.

(And the food porn was pitch-perfect. I'm not sure if people realize how hard it is to get that done right. I only dabble, but this would probably make Julia Child cry. In a good way.)

I know you sweated over this, but it was absolutely worth the wait-- and worth a kidney, for that matter. I love it. Thank you so much!

[dmacabre]

So...can I have my dog back now?

Thank youuuu~

(Also: wow. That's, um, a lot of typos. Which we shall call "raisins", for they are annoying and do not belong.)

[dmacabre]

You can take possession of your dog and your kidney again. That's how good the fic was. (Because a good kidney is worth at least $20K on the black market and hey, I could use the cash.)

And because I thought it would amuse you-- a certain Guilty Party and I were discussing how much we'd like to go all zombie on your brain in hopes of absorbing some of your writerly skillz. Some might call that groundwork for a restraining order, but I call it praise!

[dmacabre]

Is this why all those shampoo sets you give smell like basil?

(I knew Shake'N'Bake didn't make body scrub!)

[dmacabre]

And Bath & Body Works doesn't make a garlic-infused scalp massage oil, either.

Sorry 'bout that.