new year's resolution
I have decided the next time a bus attempts to run me over and the bus driver has enough time to come out and give me a lecture, I'll tell him I do in fact have a birthmark ('are you nuts' in traffic in German = 'do you have a birthmark') and would he like to see it, and it's been very nice to meet him, and next time I am riding my bike I will try not to drop acid first, and he (the driver) looks a lot like a human being, but I am really not sure and could he confirm.