Would anyone like a kitten?
Seriously - I have five in the basement. Not chained up or anything cuz where would I get shackles that small? Over the past month my house has become the freakin' wild kingdom. It's bad when you come home and go "hey the house smells like wet beagle and that's a step up from cat piss"
Needless to say these are not my pets. I have a boarder. That sounds weird. Like I let a room to him and he has kitchen privileges but I'm planning to murder him for his social security check. That's silly. He's only 30. He's a good friend. I love him to death, and really he can stay as long as he needs to...but his pets must go.
Note to self: when you're changing diapers in 10 months, remember how much more enjoyable the smell of poop mixed with baby powder is compared to the reek of a cat with boundary issues.
Pregnancy fun fact: I declare today the last day I wear an underwire for the duration of the pregnancy. Cripes! I'm barely 3 months along and if this keeps up I'm gonna look like Pamela Anderson...without the pretty face...or the fame...or the hepatitis. Hey- there is a bright side
Needless to say these are not my pets. I have a boarder. That sounds weird. Like I let a room to him and he has kitchen privileges but I'm planning to murder him for his social security check. That's silly. He's only 30. He's a good friend. I love him to death, and really he can stay as long as he needs to...but his pets must go.
Note to self: when you're changing diapers in 10 months, remember how much more enjoyable the smell of poop mixed with baby powder is compared to the reek of a cat with boundary issues.
Pregnancy fun fact: I declare today the last day I wear an underwire for the duration of the pregnancy. Cripes! I'm barely 3 months along and if this keeps up I'm gonna look like Pamela Anderson...without the pretty face...or the fame...or the hepatitis. Hey- there is a bright side