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labird247

the silver lining

Jun 25, 2005 11:27

ok, so last night i told my best friend that i couldn't talk to him for a while. why do i have to screw everything up with my dramatic and emotional ways. this is why i should never talk about my feelings. I just need to keep them locked up and keep my mouth shut. gosh, i suck at life ( Read more... )

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You Know Where I Am If You Ever Want To Talk... jacobcooper June 25 2005, 16:54:49 UTC

Feelings are overrated.

The nun joke:

So there are these four dead nuns from the same convent, waiting in line at the pearly gates, to get into heaven.

The first nun steps up to Saint Peter. Saint Peter asks the first nun if there are any sins she would like to confess before entering heaven. The nun pauses for a moment, then says, "Saint Peter, I've spent my entire life serving others, and I've always tried to keep away from sin, but... Once, in my wayward youth... I saw a penis."

Saint Peter assures the nun that all sins are forgiven. He tells her to go to the fountain of holy water, wash her eyes in it, and enter the gates. So she goes to the fountain, washes her eyes like Saint Peter told her to, and goes into heaven.

The second nun steps up, and Saint Peter asks her the same question. She says, "Father, I, too, have tried to live a sinless life, but once, before I entered the convent... I touched a penis."

Saint Peter again assures the nun that all sins are forgiven, and tells her to go to the fountain of holy water, wash her hands in it, and her sin will be atoned. She does so, and enters the pearly gates.

The third nun steps up to Saint Peter, but before she can say anything, the fourth nun shouts, "Hey! I am not gargling that water after she sticks her ass in it!"

Hehe.

don't know why you couldn't text it to me jacobcooper June 25 2005, 17:03:45 UTC

wow! that is awful! you r so bad! is that one of jud's jokes?

Funny, Though... jacobcooper June 25 2005, 17:13:57 UTC

Yeah. Hehe.

Are you kidding? That would have taken, like, forty screens to text! Plus there's all the quotation marks, and elipses, and italics... You're crazy!

chill jacobcooper June 25 2005, 18:24:54 UTC

i was just joking, so stop freaking out like always.

You're Retarded... jacobcooper June 25 2005, 18:52:38 UTC

I wish that you would witness me actually "freaking out" once, so that you would know when I'm kidding...

You're Retarded too jacobcooper June 25 2005, 19:25:16 UTC

have you ever actually freaked out?

oh wait, i did see it that one time i threw water on you at school. te he he!

Re: You Know Where I Am If You Ever Want To Talk... jacobcooper June 25 2005, 19:41:57 UTC

well seeing how well this turned out the first time, i don't think i will try it again.

You're Right... I Think Our Relationship Is Now Eternally Damaged... (Eye Roll)... jacobcooper June 25 2005, 21:00:51 UTC

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? AGHRGH! FUCKIN' BITCH!

(Starts to strangle Kelly, takes deep breath, then rubs hands down torso.)

Sorry, I freaked out a little...

yes, yes it is damaged jacobcooper June 26 2005, 05:16:10 UTC

you are retarted and im really going to miss you.

Umm... jacobcooper June 26 2005, 05:54:42 UTC

You misspelled "retarded". Hehe.

shut up jacobcooper June 26 2005, 12:47:48 UTC

its was late, give me a break!

thats old... crazysamy_704 June 27 2005, 16:16:12 UTC

OLD JOKE!!!! i was tellin that in like 6th grade. geez.

Watch It, Bitch... jacobcooper June 28 2005, 02:56:07 UTC

OR I'LL CUT OFF YOUR FUCKIN' FINGERS!

(Starts to strangle Sam, takes deep breath, then rubs hands down torso.)

Woa... I guess I freak out more easily than I thought...

Can you say... crazysamy_704 June 28 2005, 16:24:44 UTC

PSYCHO????

Hehe. Sorry... jacobcooper June 29 2005, 04:56:28 UTC

I guess your on the outside of that inside joke...

(To Kelly:) Dream Team!

Im used to it crazysamy_704 June 29 2005, 15:04:45 UTC

Im always on the outside of inside jokes...

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