Got this meme a while ago from
kerravongenius and and
kerr_avon (both did some great Avon answers) and decided to do it for Tim from The Office (UK, at the end of S2, public answers/for the camera).
FINISH THE SENTENCE
I like... winding up Gareth.
My ex is... truly wonderful and deserves someone who can appreciate her.
Maybe I should... go back to uni.
I love. (That’s a complete sentence, isn’t it?)
I don't understand... why I suggested Neil make Gareth my boss.
I lost my... shoe -- but not my Hat FM.
People would say that I'm... a bit like a Fisher Price man?
Love is... better when it’s mutual.
Somewhere, someone is... happy.
I will always... be there... and here probably.
Forever is... working at Wernham Hogg.
I never want to... stop seeing the humor of it.
I think the current PM is... caught between Iraq and a hard place.
When I wake up in the morning... I go to work, what else?
Life is full of... doors, and you never know which are locked until you try them.
My past is... pretty much like my present.
I get annoyed when... Gareth mentions the TAs, explains how to skin any type of animal, put his personal calls on speaker phone, shreds paper so the Soviet agents don’t get it...
Parties are... better than work.
I wish... circumstances could change.
My dog is... dead -- for the past..., yeah, nine years.
My cat is... my mum’s really.
Kisses are the worst when... they leave you feeling nothing.
Tomorrow I'm going to... go to work.
I really want... not to want what I really want.
I have low tolerance for people who... can’t distinguish a metaphor from a literal fact.
If I had a £1 million... I’d faint.
If I had £100,000... I’d get my parents a place in the country for their retirement; (then I’d inherit the Slough house!).
If I had £10,000... I’d take an extended holiday to visit Dawn and Lee in Florida.
If I had £1,000... I’d put it away for retirement maybe?
If I had £100... I’d go away for the weekend. Anywhere.
If I had £10... well, I do have £10, and I’m going get Dawn a going-away present, maybe paper (to remember us by!) so she can do lots of sketching of that gorgeous Florida coast.