Oh, well, maybe next year...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In July I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last week I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In June I bought porn for ixeian (10 points). Last Monday I helped ozdragonlady see the light (8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-669 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
lab_rattus