i really gotta hand it to you

[laapple]

i make a disgraceful telemarketer. the other kids laugh at me cuz i can't sell a damn thing...the boss' threaten to fire me...and apparently nobody speaks english in this whole goddam country! so i decided to take matters into my own hands and got another job. now the only problem is getting out of this one. it takes two weeks to quit; it takes one day to get fired. so i think i will just not show up. look out- i'm a loose cannon! a rebel! a non-cable-selling rascal!

so anyone wanna chill this evening? cuz my schedual just freed up...