Been here a week and so far I've learnt how to:
- fish
- get off a chair lift
- light a real fire stove
- drive one of these:
![](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/la_wilk/stuff/telehandler.jpg)
All the while speaking ace French like a native and quaffing lots of wine and eating lots of goats cheese.
Not bad seeing as I'm not even supposed to be on 'holiday'.